15 Results for : clothespin
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Silent Butt Deadly: Fart Brothers in Space: Diary of a Ninja Kid, Book 4 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 56min
Are you ready for an alien apocalypse? Sounds like you need the ninja code! Michael Carter is 12 years old. Right now, he and his fart brothers are in space, trying to save the president, and everything's going wrong.Every.Single.Thing.Larry is lost, but new unexpected allies are going to help the gang! Will they get rid of the gross zombies, once and for all?And the aliens?That’s a whole other story!They need to get rid of those, too.Let's hope that stomachs and noses last that long!Alien food really isn’t good for their digestion. As if their farts weren't already hideous enough!Get ready to hold your nose and dive into an apocalypse of farts and gross encounters to find out!Dig out your clothespin, block your nose, and let’s get stuck in.Silent Butt Deadly!: Fart Brothers in Space - Diary of a Ninja Kid, book four - will have any kid who loves ninjas, zombies, and aliens on the edge of their seats. If you have a superhero in training who loves a hilarious, action-packed adventure, this story’s a surefire way to keep any young kid enthralled.For an adventure that truly understands what it’s like to be a 12-year-old kid, click "buy now” right away.Be warned: This book contains farts! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Justin Hewitt. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/216079/bk_acx0_216079_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Stormy with a Ton of Zombies: Diary of a Ninja Kid, Book 2 (A Funny Adventure for Kids Ages 6 - 12) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 55min
Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse? Ever wonder what it would be like to be a real life ninja kid? Sounds like you need the ninja code! Take a peek at what is really going on with the zombie apocalypse.Michael Carter, with a handful of new friends, a dog with secret abilities, and his fart brother, need to find a safe place to hide, but....Was the zombie apocalypse caused by aliens who want to take over the Earth?Why and will Michael ever find out?Will he and his friends have to live in hiding for the rest of their lives?Will Wallowbutt's fart grenades be enough to save them all?How will they succeed in their mission and defeat the zombies?Lives, and noses, depend on it!Get ready to hold your nose and dive into an apocalypse of zombie farts to find out!Dig out your clothespin, block your nose, and let’s get stuck in.Diary of a Ninja Kid Book 2: Stormy With a Ton of Zombies will have any kid who loves ninjas, zombies, and farts on the edge of their seats.If you have a superhero in training who loves a hilarious, action-packed adventure, this story’s a surefire way to keep any young kid enthralled.For an adventure that truly understands what it’s like to be a 12-year-old kid, click “Add to Cart” right now. Be warned: This book contains farts. Lots of them! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Justin Hewitt. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/213197/bk_acx0_213197_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Philadelphia Noir , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 486min
Launched with the summer '04 award-winning best-seller Brooklyn Noir, Akashic Books continues its groundbreaking series of original noir anthologies. Each book is comprised of all-new stories, each one set in a distinct neighborhood or location within the city of the book. Featuring brand-new stories by: Meredith Anthony, Diane Ayres, Cordelia Frances Biddle, Keith Gilman, Cary Holladay, Solomon Jones, Gerald Kolpan, Aimee LaBrie, Halimah Marcus, Carlin Romano, Asali Solomon, Laura Spagnoli, Duane Swierczynski, Dennis Tafoya, and Jim Zervanos. From the introduction to Philadelphia Noir: "America's first great city, first capital, and first industrial metropolis contained from the beginning the mix of poor workers and elite culture, of ethnic enclaves and religious intolerance, of easy skullduggery and flesh-pot possibilities, that led Lincoln Steffens in 1903 to famously rule it "corrupt and contented". Colonel William Markham, deputy governor of Pennsylvania from 1693 to 1699 (and William Penn's cousin), was the first official on the take, hiding pirates at one hundred pounds a head, including Captain Kidd himself. We've had many similarly devoted public servants since... Per capita, Philadelphia matches any city, weirdo incident for weirdo incident. But we trump everyone on history... With apologies, you won't find the obvious here. Having served as literary critic of the Philadelphia Inquirer for 25 years, and written more stories on "Philadelphia literature" than anyone living, I thank my contributors for their very limited references to hoagies, cheesesteaks, water ice, soft pretzels, and waitresses who call their customers "Hon". There's no glimpse of Claes Oldenburg's Clothespin or the rowers by the Waterworks, and only one passing mention of Rocky. Truth is, we don’t talk much about those things. We just live our lives." ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Karen White, Andy Caploe, William Dufris, Therese Plummer, Kevin T. Collins, Bronson Pinchot. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/014657/bk_adbl_014657_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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An Alien Invasion: Diary of a Ninja Kid, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 56min
Are you ready for the alien invasion? Sounds like you need the famous mystery antidote! In the third book of this funny best-selling Ninja Kid adventure series, we get to hear the action of a real 12 year old school ninja, Michael Carter!Take a peek at what is really going on with the zombie apocalypse and some new imposters!Michael Carter is 12 years old. If he had a penny for every time people have asked him that when he tells them his story, he would be able to afford his own spaceship!Speaking of spaceships!What is in the giant one that landed at the airport?It is his job to find out.With his grumpy sister in tow, fart brother, ninja dog, and three very normal friends, they set out to investigate the very suspicious spacecraft.Will what they find inside save the Earth?And?What will happen when a very suspicious voice starts talking over a radio?Get ready to hold your nose and dive into an apocalypse of alien farts to find out!Dig out your clothespin, block your nose, and let’s get stuck in.Diary of a Ninja Kid Book 3: An Alien Invasion will have any kid who loves ninjas, zombies, and aliens on the edge of their seats. If you have a superhero in training who loves a hilarious action-packed adventure, this story’s a surefire way to keep any young kid entertained.For an adventure that truly understands what it’s like to be a 12 year old kid, click “Add to Cart” right now. Be warned: This book contains more farts! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Justin Hewitt. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/216526/bk_acx0_216526_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Return of the Ghost Pirates: A Funny Adventure for Kids Ages 6-12 : Diary of a Ninja Kid, Book 5 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 54min
Are you ready for a ghost pirate invasion? Sounds like you need a superhero ninja kid and his team to help you out! As the story continues, one enemy gets defeated and another one spawns to terrorize the world. With no more zombies around, everyone got to see the ghost ships appear out of nowhere. Apparently, filling the ocean with the water of life brought more than zombies back to life.Michael Carter is 12 years old, and everything's going wrong.Every.Single.Thing.The Ninjas have to figure out how to stop the ghosts, but how?At least with the zombies and the aliens, they kind of knew how to stop and fight them. Ghosts? Not so much. They’re just like farts that developed consciousness. They can’t be whacked or touched, but they are deadly. They smell just as bad, as well.Is it because they have been dead for so long, or it’s just their gassy ghost form that makes them smell like rotten eggs and maggoty meat?Do he, Rocky, and the team, along with their new spooky friend, stand a chance?Get ready to hold your nose and dive into an apocalypse of ghosts and pirate ships to find out! Dig out your clothespin, block your nose, and let’s get stuck in.Diary of a Ninja Kid book five: The Return of the Ghost Pirates will have any kid who loves ninjas, pirates, and farts be on the edge of their seats. If you have a superhero in training who loves a hilarious, action-packed adventure, this story’s a surefire way to keep any young kid enthralled.For an adventure that truly understands what it’s like to be a 12-year-old kid, click “Buy Now” right away.Be warned: This book contains farts! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Justin Hewitt. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/225998/bk_acx0_225998_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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