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Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 405min

Now a major motion picture from 20th Century Fox: Love, Simon.William C. Morris Award Winner: Best Young Adult Debut of the Year National Book Award Longlist"A remarkable gift of a novel." (Andrew Smith, author of Grasshopper Jungle)"I am so in love with this book." (Nina LaCour, author of Hold Still) "Feels timelessly, effortlessly now." (Tim Federle, author of Better Nate Than Ever) "The best kind of love story." (Alex Sanchez, Lambda Award-winning author of Rainbow Boys and Boyfriends with Girlfriends) Sixteen-year-old and not-so-openly gay Simon Spier prefers to save his drama for the school musical. But when an email falls into the wrong hands, his secret is at risk of being thrust into the spotlight. Now Simon is actually being blackmailed: If he doesn't play wingman for class clown Martin, his sexual identity will become everyone's business. Worse, the privacy of Blue, the pen name of the boy he's been emailing with, will be compromised. With some messy dynamics emerging in his once tight-knit group of friends and his email correspondence with Blue growing more flirtatious every day, Simon's junior year has suddenly gotten all kinds of complicated. Now change-averse Simon has to find a way to step out of his comfort zone before he's pushed out - without alienating his friends, compromising himself, or fumbling a shot at happiness with the most confusing, adorable guy he's never met. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Crouch. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/004408/bk_harp_004408_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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In Bed with Susie Bright 528: Horndog High School: The Brooklyn High School with More Sex Busts Than You Can Count, Hörbuch, Digital, 37min, (USK 18)

Do you have fond memories of high-school sex - a time of young exploration? But it's not so at one school in Brooklyn, where the teachers are having reckless sex that goes well beyond comprehension. James Madison High's... "Horndog High's"… most recent problem is a teacher tutoring sex rather than English with a 16-year-old boy. And there have been other teacher scandals in the past - stuff like two lesbian teachers caught in the act at school, and a male teacher emailing child porn. Next, it's "Tell Me Your Sex Story", our ongoing series of listener interviews in which people like you step into Susie's sexual confession booth. Today we meet "Bonnie", a 41-year-old ex-social worker who attended Catholic schools from kindergarten through college. Bonnie and Susie talk about the best lesbian sex; which is better, oral sex with men or women; and can you really have too much masturbation? Then, Susie reaches into our "Try This at Home" mailbag and pulls out a letter from a doting and helpful husband. "My wife wants to read erotica on her Kindle so our kids will never find it," he says. "What do you suggest?" Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com. [Episode 528, June 22, 2012] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/120622/pf_suzy_120622_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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I Am Bride (eBook, ePUB)

"One of the best books for brides... Her satirical, tongue-in-cheek take on making your wedding all about yourself will offer some much-needed laughs." -Real Simple In this bridal gag gift, Upright Citizens Brigade comedian Laura Willcox writes in the voice of an overbearing, outrageous wedding planner, covering all aspects of a wedding-from the moment of engagement (hopefully with the ring you've been not so subtly emailing him about for months), all the way through the final minutes of the big day. Accompanied by Jason O'Malley's humorous illustrations, Willcox offerstongue-in-cheek advice for every wedding-planning moment, whether it's dreaming up the perfect wedding-weekend hashtag, planning a gift registry to make everyone jealous of your fabulous lifestyle, or figuring out how to distance yourself from the poor, unfortunate souls who didn't make the cut for your guest list. Laura Willcox's refreshing take on all things bride will turn tradition on its head, and have you rolling your eyes and reading passages out loud to your engaged (and married) friends. This funny book is a perfect gift for the friend who can't stop pinning to her dream wedding board, bridezilla-to-be, or any bride who would benefit from a much-needed break from the stress and madness of wedding planning. "Perfectly mocks the absurd wedding-planning industry. Whether you're having a big wedding to prove something to your ex, or a small wedding to make your loved ones feel excluded, this book will make you laugh through the overwhelming planning process." -Lauren Lapkus, actor and comedian

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The Privateer Clause: Cruising Has Never Been More Dangerous , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 456min

This is the newly edited second edition, thanks to the courageous effort of the very talented writer and editor - Robert W. Walker - author of over 50 books and professor of English who took on the king of run-on sentences and conquered! Danny Jones: "My wife just shot our waiter between the eyes when he came in with breakfast! But, he had it coming to him as he had a gun on the tray and was going to give us eggs Benedict with a Glock! Join Marsha and I as we work really hard to protect the Sea Empress and her passengers from threats from every direction. There have been so many shots taken at this ship by terrorists that the cruise line thought their business would sink. That is why we were hired to provide security. Things go so bad that the passengers were taking photos and video and emailing the explosions and hostage scene to CNN and Fox News. Instead of scaring off passengers, bookings for the ship went through the roof. The Seven Seas Company caught the spirit of the passengers and even set up a special for the ship theater with a pirate theme! Finally, my wife and I needed a break and took a week off to sail on a private charter at the Grenadines and wouldn't you know, two local thugs dressed up as pirates tried to rob us while we sat at anchor for an intimate dinner for two. Well, our cook was great at other things besides her lobster spaghetti." ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Paul J McSorley. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/017597/bk_acx0_017597_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The 6-Figure Freelancer: The No B.S. Guide to Land Your First High Paying Client , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 45min

Tired of “working for the man” and never seemingly getting that “big pay day” you were promised?Maybe you’re looking to achieve financial freedom and work for yourself.Or maybe you just want to make some money on the side with a cool little side hustle.That’s where freelancing comes in.Freelancing is the best (and easiest) way to work for yourself, make money, and achieve freedom in your life.The 6-Figure Freelancer provides you with the step-by-step blueprint to start your freelance business from zero to having clients bang on your door for work.It doesn’t matter if you want to do freelance copywriting, content marketing, email marketing, freelance writing, photography, web design, advertising, or social media management.The principles of finding and closing high ticket clients is the exactly same.And all those secrets are revealed in this audiobook.Here’s a sneak peak at what you’ll learn:Where and how to find high paying clientsLearn how to find high paying clients through social media, job boards, search engines, and your own personal networks.Plus, I’ll teach you how to engage in cold emailing to get clients begging to take you on. You’ll even get email templates I’ve used to close 4 and 5-figure deals.How to negotiate pricingMost freelancers get taken to the cleaners when it comes to price. In fact, they would be better off working a minimum wage job.But not you.I’ll teach you how to negotiate pricing so you get paid exactly what you’re worth. And I’ll even discuss how to land clients on a monthly retainer or earning a percentage of their sales.Sending proposals and contractsI’ll teach you the art of crafting proposals and contracts so you don’t end up getting hosed by terrible clients.How to retain clientsKeeping clients happy isn’t a ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Danny Holmes. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/155791/bk_acx0_155791_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Extra Ordinary Life of Frank Derrick, Age 81 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 445min

The story of the pensioner, the milk float, and the miracle worker. Frank Derrick is 81. And he's just been run over by a milk float. It was tough enough to fill the hours of the day when he was active. But now he's broken his arm and fractured his foot, it looks set to be a very long few weeks ahead. Frank lives with his cat Bill (which made more sense before Ben died) in the typically British town of Fullwind-on-Sea. The Villages in Bloom competition is the topic of conversation amongst his neighbours but Frank has no interest in that. He watches DVDs, spends his money frivolously at the local charity shop and desperately tries to avoid the cold callers continuously knocking on his door. Emailing his daughter in America on the library computer and visiting his friend Smelly John used to be the highlights of his week. Now he can't even do that. Then a breath of fresh air comes into his life in the form of Kelly Christmas, home help. With her little blue car and appalling parking, her cheerful resilience and ability to laugh at his jokes, Kelly changes Frank's life. She reminds him that there is a big, wide world beyond the four walls of his flat and that adventures, however small, come to people of all ages. Frank and Kelly's story is sad and funny, moving, familiar, uplifting. It is a small and perfect look at a life neither remarkable nor disastrous, but completely extraordinary nonetheless. For fans of The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry this is a quirky, life-affirming story that has enormous appeal. And it's guaranteed to make you laugh. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Julian Glover. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/macm/000735/bk_macm_000735_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Total Anecdotal: A Unique and Fun Guide to Help You Become a Better Speaker and Writer , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 260min

Being able to communicate clearly, either spoken or written, has never been more challenging than it is today. So many of the modern techniques - emailing, texting, blogging, twittering, etc. - have led to a very different style of communication than has historically been the case. The overriding goal of these techniques seems to be brevity, which is often accomplished at the expense of spelling, good grammar, meaning, and clarity. Moreover, there is often a confrontational tone, especially in blogs. It is worth spending a little time talking about how to get your message across clearly and in a manner that the listener or reader will enjoy. After all, if you don’t master the mechanics of effective communication, the content of your message won’t much matter! Effective communication consists of two principal elements: what you say and how you say it. Truly effective communication requires both - one can’t stand without the other. This book is about helping you say what you want to say in a manner that your audience will both understand and enjoy. The organization of the book is a catalog of a number of issues, categories, points - call them what you will - then offer several anecdotes relevant to the particular subject. So, if you are making a speech or preparing a written presentation, you can look through the list and see if there are anecdotes that will be useful in making your case. People listening to you or reading something you've written are more likely to remember the point you are trying to make if you illustrate it with an anecdote - preferably a humorous one. Hence, this little book. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Charlie Mechem. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/234867/bk_acx0_234867_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Good Manners for Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 474min

We live in a world that's very different from the one in which Emily Post came of age. Many of us who are nice (but who also sometimes say "f*ck") are frequently at a loss for guidelines about how to be a good person who deals effectively with the onslaught of rudeness we all encounter. To lead us through this this miasma of modern manners, syndicated columnist Amy Alkon - The Advice Goddess - gives us a new set of manners for our 21st-century lives. In chapters titled "The Telephone", "The Internet", "The Apology", and "Communicating", among others, Alkon maps out new rules that go beyond what fork to use to answer real questions we all have: When is it okay to phone somebody instead of emailing or texting? When is it rude? Why shouldn't you tweet about a guest at a private dinner party? Everybody knows privacy is dead, right? How do you shut the guy up in the pharmacy line with his cellphone on speaker? When is it right to approach somebody who's crying in public and when is it right to leave him alone? When should you unfriend somebody on Facebook and what do you say when she calls you on it? If you have an STD, when do you tell people, what do you say, and do you have to contact everyone you've ever had sex with? Real advice for today with more than a touch of humor, Good Manners for Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck is destined to give good old Emily a shove off the etiquette shelf (if that's not too rude to say). ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Carrington MacDuffie. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/006170/bk_brll_006170_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Glass Jaw: A Manifesto for Defending Fragile Reputations in an Age of Instant Scandal , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 536min

In an age when scandal can destroy a company's brand or anyone's reputation in an instant Glass Jaw is an Art of War guide to modern crisis management. In boxing terms, a tough-looking fighter who can't take a punch is said to have a "Glass Jaw," and so it is these days with targets of controversy. Down the rabbit hole of scandal, the weak are strong and the strong are weak. Just consider this slate of recent reputational body blows: Toyota, Susan G. Komen, Paula Deen, Tiger Woods, Joe Paterno, BP, the Duke Lacrosse players, Lance Armstrong, and Anthony Weiner. Glass Jaw is a manifesto for these times, written by crisis management veteran Eric Dezenhall, who has spent three decades dealing with some of the most intense controversies, both known and...handled with discretion. In the current digital age, the fundamental nature of controversy is viral, rendering once-mighty organizations and individuals powerless against scandal. In Glass Jaw, Dezenhall analyzes scandal and demystifies the paper tiger "spin" industry, offering lessons, corrective measures, and counterintuitive insights, such as: How there really is no "getting ahead" of a bad story (and other clichés from the media) The perils of navigating the "Fiasco Vortex" The art (and transaction) of the public apology Why a crisis is not an opportunity The Nixon Fallacy: if only he had just said "I screwed up," the whole thing would have gone away (not a chance) How you are the enemy: the self-sabotage of selfies, tweets, emailing before thinking, technology creep, the privacy vacuum, and the industrialization of leaking From the boardroom to the parenting messaging board, scandals erupt every day. Glass Jaw explains this changing nature of controversy and offers listeners counterpunches to best protect themselves. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kevin Stillwell. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hach/001829/bk_hach_001829_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Conversion Code: Capture Internet Leads, Create Quality Appointments, Close More Sales , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 403min

Capture and close more Internet leads with a new sales script and powerful marketing templates. The Conversion Code provides a step-by-step blueprint for increasing sales in the modern, Internet-driven era. Today's consumers are savvy, and they have more options than ever before. Capturing their attention and turning it into revenue requires a whole new approach to marketing and sales. This book provides clear guidance toward conquering the new paradigm shift toward online lead generation and inside sales. You'll learn how to capture those invaluable Internet leads, convert them into appointments, and close more deals. Regardless of product or industry, this proven process will increase both the quantity and quality of leads and put your sales figures on the rise. Traditional sales and marketing advice is becoming less and less relevant as today's consumers are spending much more time online, and salespeople are calling, emailing, and texting leads instead of meeting them in person. This book shows you where to find them, how to engage them, and how to position your company as the ideal solution to their needs. Engage with consumers more effectively online Leverage the strengths of social media, apps, and blogs to capture more leads for less money Convert more Internet leads into real-world prospects and sales appointments Make connections on every call and learn the exact words that close more sales The business world is moving away from "belly-to-belly" interactions and traditional advertising. Companies are forced to engage with prospective customers first online - the vast majority through social media, mobile apps, blogs, and live chat - before ever meeting in person. Yesterday's marketing advice no longer applies to today's tech savvy, mobile-first, social media-addicted consumer, and the new sales environment demands that you meet consumers where they a ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Chris Smith. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/028925/bk_adbl_028925_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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