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    Perfectly sized for your commute, coffee break, or evening entertainment, this collection of short horror stories grabs your attention and won’t let go. You may be too afraid to sleep at night. You may find yourself weeping over the fate of unfortunate victims. These stories are not for the faint of heart - you will cringe, cry, groan, and swear as they plumb the depths of human evil. Grab a blanket or a sweater, because these tales will leave you shivering.Six-Packs of Horror Volume 1 provides six feature stories plus two bonus stories, all of which share the theme of human-based horror. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: W. D. County. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/153302/bk_acx0_153302_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    I've been told I got issues with authority but it's not true. As long as no one's trying to be an asshole, I'm perfectly fine.The baby-faced FBI agent shows me a picture of Sonia and I groan. I met her at the Sochi games, a beautiful Russian ice princess. Even at 17, she was destined for Olympic gold. Rumor is, her family money comes from illegal activities, and although nothing has ever been proved, I know I'm in deep sh-t."And if I say no?" I have no love of the Russian mob, pushy American secret police, or that high and mighty bitch."Governments deport people all the time, by mistake." ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jonathan Waters. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/181319/bk_acx0_181319_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    If you like Pina Colada's and getting caught in the rain, this book is probably not for you. Danny Marianino's constant quest to find a comfortable place to poop as a youngster will have you in tears as you laugh (and groan) with him in this enlightening look into the enigmatic author and musician's childhood. Readers/Listeners of his previous books, Don't Ever Punch a Rock Star: A Collection of Hate Mail and Other Crazy Rumors (2012) and The Mega Book of Revenge Films Volume 1: The Big Payback (2014) will enjoy returning to Marianino's unique voice as he takes you through his trials and tribulations as a rambunctious youth with a seemingly spastic colon. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Danny Marianino. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/064204/bk_acx0_064204_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Just keep laughing and nobody will get hurt! Author Douglas Adams kidnapped an audience and held them hostage for 90 minutes at London's Almeida Theatre. The audience members were subjected to extremely hot August temperatures and Adams's dramatic solo performances of excerpts and scenes from his wildly funny, wildly popular books The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and Life, the Universe and Everything. LEARN how to fly! HEAR about Arthur and the Irrational Sofa! GROAN at Marvin's escapade with the Frogstar Battle Robot! Adams may have a cult following, but it's the happiest cult around, thanks to his inventive, absurd, and impish humor which comes through fully in this release. Language: English. Narrator: Douglas Adams. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/dove/000029/pf_dove_000029_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    An old man revisits the scene of a terrible incident from his youth. The place is Moon's Gibbet - where the body of a hanged murderer named Moon was hung, tarred, and fettered 35 years earlier. On that night, the man had been on that hill and had seen the body hung up. Once the hangman and his assistant had left, the hung body began to groan. At the same time an old man appeared, the father of the criminal, and between the two of them they managed to save the young man from the gallows. But this is only the start of the dreadful events of the evening. What happens next is far more grisly.... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Cathy Dobson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/redd/000353/bk_redd_000353_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It's a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids' joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more-over 900 jokes-actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that'll make them (and you) want to barf. They'll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!
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    Put a twinkle in your father's eye with the book that will make his humor more groan-tastic than ever-much to his delight. Help Dad expand his joke repertoire with more than 300 eye-rollers, cringers, groaners, side-splitters, knee-slappers, and gut-busters guaranteed to make you laugh (or sigh). From the folks who brought you the original Dad Jokes, this collection of all-new material contains Q&A jokes, puns, one-liners, tweets, and knock-knock jokes suitable for all ages, including . . . Q: What do you call a potato at a hockey game? A: A spec-tater.Don't run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out. Or worse yet, get kilt.I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants. Great Moments in Dad History: October 28, 1960. Dave Gordon grabs his keys on the way out of the house and becomes the first dad in history to say to his kids, "You ready to rock and roll?"
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    Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can.   This dad joke book is perfect for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you’re listening because you want to come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off.   In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Anthony Hansen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/134613/bk_acx0_134613_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    This week on The Best of Car Talk, jazz drummer Gabe is tired of schlepping his kit from gig to gig on the New York subway. Is the solution one new car, or six new drum kits? Elsewhere, Sharon's friends at the retirement community are getting a little over-stimulated by her Taurus' lurid groan; Cathy and David are arguing over whether it's better to drive down Mount Washington with a screaming transmission or burning brakes; Max has a once in a lifetime opportunity to get a free Mustang—that's been sitting underwater for the last 7 years; and can Sarah's Saturn haul her belongings from Illinois to Arizona without dying in Nebraska? All this week on The Best of Car Talk. [Broadcast Date: October 24, 2015] Language: English. Narrator: Tom Magliozzi, Ray Magliozzi. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/rt/cart/151024/rt_cart_151024_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Dad Jokes ab 9.37 € als epub eBook: More Than 400 Unbearable Groan-Inducing One-Liners Sure to Make You the Deadliest Dad With a Pun. Aus dem Bereich: eBooks, Humor & Cartoons,
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