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i, Kunt : How I Became (and Remained) a Minor Internet Hit Singer , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 614min

Remember that time an Essex Council odd job man rode the social media boom to become a minor internet superstar? No? Well, Kunt does, because it was him! In this audiobook version of i, Kunt, Kunt from Kunt and the Gang recounts in his own words the unique story of how he went from bedroom studio bod to award-winning comedy phenomenon, set against the backdrop of the good old days of social media, before the thought police took it over.Between 2003 and 2016 Kunt and the Gang got over three million YouTube views, despite having their channel shut down; scored two of the least appropriately titled top 75 UK hit singles of all time; were ostracized by the Edinburgh comedy community over a misjudged advertising campaign involving stickers of crudely drawn penises; and organised the world's first ever dirty protest where literally tens of people tweeted jpegs of their faecal excrement to evil entertainment bigwig Simon Cowell. Oh, and got banned from Butlins. i, Kunt is an extraordinary tale about trying to stay true to your principles whilst dressed head to toe in hi vis, pretending to cry and masturbate. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kunt. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/141283/bk_acx0_141283_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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In Bed with Susie Bright 420: Who's a Faux Ho? Prostitution on the Internet: February 5, 2010, Hörbuch, Digital, 35min, (USK 18)

Today, Susie looks at a wacky Internet controversy about whether a popular lady escort is make-believe or real. Is she really a he? And is he just a regular old guy - not a hot, sexy young whore? Susie discusses the larger issue of sex workers rights, because fans of the questionable faux ho have attacked legitimate competitors. How can you tell who is a real whore blogger? Susie says look for real stories of ups and downs, not just tales of incredible sex and "I'm so hot for you right now!" exclamations. Susie's also reads from Eco-Whore, a real sex blog that's her favorite.Then, in the "Try This at Home" mailbag, a troubling question arises. A husband tells his wife she better not masturbate - or he'll lay down the law. What should she do?Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com. (Episode 420, February 5, 2010) Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/100205/pf_suzy_100205_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

From the creator of Myths Retold comes a hilarious collection of Greek, Norse, Chinese and even Sumerian myths retold in their purest, bawdiest forms! All our lives, we've been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O'Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words. Did you know? Cronus liked to eat babies. Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate. Odin got construction discounts with bestiality. Isis had bad taste in jewelry. Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy. And Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face. Still skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider: • Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed. • The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone. • The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…on the corpses of their enemies. • The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace. And there's more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.

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In Bed with Susie Bright 391: The Best Sex Positions for...Lesbians, Hörbuch, Digital, 44min, (USK 18)

Each week Susie answers a letter from a listener. Today's show puts the spotlight on our "Try This at Home" mailbag, in which a loyal listener writes that she was bothered by a recent show when Susie spoke about the best positions for sex - but only for heterosexuals. What about us lesbians? says our letter writer. Well, Susie has a lot of great advice for everyone, so today, here they are: tips for homosexuals. Get ready for a discussion of strap-on cocks, hand-held dildos, anal sex, and more! Everyone needs to add a little spice to everyday sex, and Susie has some great ideas for how to get a gold star for creativity. Later on today's show, Susie, who's been compiling data about teens since 1981, discusses a sex survey she recently gathered from an interesting group of teenagers. She asked them if they masturbate and if they have orgasms. This particular group didn't fit the norm. Why not? You'll be surprised to hear the results. Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com. (Episode 391, June 12, 2009) Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/090612/pf_suzy_090612_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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In Bed with Susie Bright 570: The Hitachi Vibrator Is Dead: The End of the Most Orgasmic Era Ever, Hörbuch, Digital, 30min, (USK 18)

The Japanese company Hitachi is redesigning their Magic Wand, and Susie says "say it ain't so!" This device - the workhorse of all vibrators - is beloved by so many people. Like the song says, "nothing compares to you." Susie reads the devastating report contained in a SEXPress article by Laura Anne Stuart. The breaking news was uncovered at an annual sex-toys convention. Susie has many stories about this supercharged plaything that will have you running to the store to get your own model now. Next, Susie previews a new audiobook. This week's pick is The Passion of Tiger Woods: An Anthropologist Reports on Golf, Race, and Celebrity Scandal. Author Orin Starn examines life post-Tigergate. Susie has an audio excerpt, narrated by Michael McConnahie, for you to hear. Then, it's the "Try This at Home" mailbag. A listener needs help understanding how to participate in the upcoming Masturbate-a-thon. That's right, instead of walking for a cause, here's an alternative way to really show your love. It's all about breaking the silence and shame that clouds masturbation. Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com [Episode 570, May 17, 2013] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/130517/pf_suzy_130517_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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In Bed with Susie Bright 434: Can Women Be Porn Addicts, Too? Climb On, Sister!, Hörbuch, Digital, 37min, (USK 18)

Christian churches are coming to the rescue for some young women. But the old-fashioned advice they are doling out on pornography may turn out to be not so helpful. Susie looks at a recent article in the New York Times that featured an evangelical church group that holds "victory" against porn workshops to end female members' addiction. They pray to be strong and not masturbate, they learn how to please their husbands instead of themselves, and they learn that their sexual habits are sinful. Banish you, evil porn, begone! God has spoken! Next, in "Tell Me Your Sex Story", Susie continues to ask those nosy sex questions to another volunteer listener. "Polly" and Susie talk candidly about S&M and how being a dominatrix really works. They also discuss the best sex advice a mom can give to her daughter. Finally, in our "Try This at Home" mailbag, Susie responds to two letters. The first question involves using the iPhone to do birth control; the second is about how to handle a date who just wants to cuddle. Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com. [Episode 434, May 21, 2010] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/100521/pf_suzy_100521_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Broken Bananah: Life, Love, and Sex...Without a Penis , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 367min

A comedic memoir about sexuality, this is a journey through severe medical trauma for anyone who's been through an accident or is currently experiencing a "break". Broken Bananah is what happens when your privates go public and you've got too much time in your own head. This is about love, life, and sex...without a penis. Getting in cabs, going to work, taking a shower... These routine activities are a lot harder to do with a catheter in my Little Richard. Why? Well, I tore two muscles in my beloved rooster and severed my urethra having casual sex. This is the funny/not-so-funny story of the accident, the recovery, and all the blood, pain, love, and philosophy in between. A score of people helped me pee, including my mother, as I shuffled around New York City tethered to a urination tube for a month. It's a story about perspective through anecdotes like cross-dressing Halloween costumes, a teenage dowry, and a copious amount of phallic references. I guess it could always be worse. We might as well laugh while we cry, masturbate until it hurts, and realize the truth is ridiculous if we're brave enough to claim it. Hopefully you want more than this short description, but, like my sex life, I've finished before you even started. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ross Asdourian. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/111091/bk_acx0_111091_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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In Bed with Susie Bright 433: Our Lady of the Long Stroke – and Robert Plant's Pickle, Hörbuch, Digital, 34min, (USK 18)

Susie starts today's show with another look at a goofy Christian leader who thought it was okay to publicly condemn gays but secretly have sex with a young boy. Family Research Council co-founder George Rekers asked a male prostitute from Rentboy.com to rub him in an interesting way that seems to go against the anti-gay rhetoric he preaches. Reker says oh no, I was just trying to save his soul. Nice try! Next, in "Tell Me Your Sex Story" Susie continues to ask those nosy sex questions to another volunteer listener. "Teri" is a single mom living in Texas who says some days she doesn't know whether to meditate or masturbate. Susie says if there's time, why not do both. They talk about masturbation, sex ed. for young kids, and how to make phone sex really hot. Finally in our "Try This at Home" mailbag, Susie gets a letter from a listener who has a burning question. Is Robert Plant's pickle in his pants really as big as it looks, or is that all Hollywood make-up and lighting tricks? Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions plus requests for free samples and blog banners! to susie@susiebright.com. [Episode 433, May 14, 2010] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/100514/pf_suzy_100514_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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In Bed with Susie Bright Encore Edition: Can Women Be Porn Addicts, Too? Climb On, Sister!, Hörbuch, Digital, 37min, (USK 18)

Susie is off this week, but wants you to enjoy this show again…. Christian churches are coming to the rescue for some young women. But the old-fashioned advice they dole out on pornography may not be so helpful. Susie looks at a New York Times article about an evangelical group that promotes "victory" workshops against porn to end female members' addictions. They pray to be strong and not masturbate, they learn how to please their husbands instead of themselves, and they learn that their sexual habits are sinful. Banish you, evil porn! Begone! God has spoken! Next, it's "Tell Me Your Sex Story", in which Susie continues to ask nosy sex questions to volunteer listeners. This week, "Polly" and Susie talk candidly about S&M and how being a dominatrix really works. They also discuss the best sex advice a mom can give her daughter. Finally, in our "Try This at Home" mailbag, Susie responds to questions in two letters. The first involves using the iPhone for birth control, and the second asks how to handle a date who just wants to cuddle. Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com. [Encore Edition , December 16, 2011] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/111216/pf_suzy_111216_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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In Bed with Susie Bright 658: Harris’s List - Georgian London Had Its Own Yelp for Prostitutes, Hörbuch, Digital, 28min, (USK 18)

In 18th-century London, a man named Jack Harris published an annual guide entitled Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies, which noted the ladies' skills at prostitution. If you've ever used a Zagat or Frommer's guide, or Consumer Reports, you have an idea of how popular Harris's list must have been. Susie reads from a New Yorker article by Nicola Twilley that details how the guide evolved and who made it onto the selective list. Next, masturbating while co-habiting - the dos and don'ts. Author Maureen Connor, writing in New York magazine, asks if happy couples living together need to masturbate. Susie is all over this topic. It seems plenty of couples still enjoy their alone time. Bravo! says Susie. Many sneak in the time to do it, and some feel guilty, but others say that their partner knows "I'm in the other room jacking off." Then, it's "What's New on Audible". Susie has a great new audiobook to recommend: Cinderland, a memoir by Amy Jo Burns, narrated by Jorjeana Marie. This is the story of a small-town piano teacher who has been accused of molesting his students. The girls have lost their innocence and are forever changed. Have a question or news story for Susie? You can send your confidential queries and comments to susie@susiebright.com. [Episode 658, May 8, 2015] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/150508/pf_suzy_150508_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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