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Vampromance: Reluctant Necromancer, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 282min

Reluctant necromancer Esper Jones had a quiet life, hidden away with her freak looks, and her freak powers, in her freaky old witch’s house. But her beautiful, ghost-whispering boyfriend Toma has destroyed her carefully crafted, people-free life.Now she’s hearing voices in her head, monsters are running amok in Hellsfork, and there’s this vampire she can’t seem to shake. Somewhere between the black witches, hungry ghouls, and cowboy vampire hunters, Esper finds herself with a growing circle of people who actually seem to care for her (for some weird reason). Now, if she can just keep them all alive, when death is really more her thing...Author’s Note: Fed up with the usual tropes in romance and reverse harem? I wanted characters that are more than the fainting female and alpha male cookie cutter stereotypes that saturate the genre. (There’s nothing wrong with it, if you like that sort of thing, but it just got old for me!) People come in all shapes, sizes, personalities, and gender/sexual orientations - so when I pick up a book and have trouble telling the difference between the characters...that’s a problem.The Reluctant Necromancer series is a sequence of novellas. While the main plot arc in each audiobook will be resolved, there may be mild cliffhangers/segue into the next book with new issues arising.This author’s characters are as flawed and damaged as real life - do not read if you are easily offended by talk of past trauma of any kind. This includes uncomfortable situations of any kind - sexual, physical, and mental/emotional. (No explicit scenes of this nature, generally, but they will talk about what’s happened in the past and it may be distasteful if you are easily triggered).Contains mature adult content, including but not limited to: Graphic sex, adult language (that means swearing, folks) and fictional situations with some gore and or action/violence.This is a reverse harem urb ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kaye Draper. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/225516/bk_acx0_225516_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Nextwave , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 353min, (USK 18)

The CEO of Nextwave hires Brandon to test the security of their exciting new product, the Brainset, which allows users to communicate directly with the internet through a web of sensors installed directly on their brains. Brandon discovers that the company's beautiful and bitchy VP of Marketing, Hannah, has secretly installed her own Brainset. Hannah is livid when Brandon decides to conduct his security tests on her rather than on the five official testers, but she quickly discovers that she is powerless to stop him. Throughout the testing period, Brandon forces Hannah into even more outrageous sexual acts, ostensibly in the name of proving how dangerous the Brainsets could be. The hacker installs his own Brainset so that he can 'feel' Hannah's emotions directly. She tries to escape numerous times, but Brandon's close monitoring leads to immediate discovery and quick, painful punishments. Hannah's situation gets even worse when Brandon decides that in order to prove how dangerous a hacked Brainset could be, he must train her to do something both difficult and distasteful. Ponygirl training seems like just the thing. The Brainset proves to be an excellent tool in demanding precise movements and instant obedience. Unfortunately, Hannah's brainwaves show that she is getting sexual pleasure from being forced to march naked in bondage gear. To demonstrate that Hannah is not a willing slave, Brandon must find increasingly difficult and humiliating acts for her to perform. As the testing period draws to a close, Brandon is faced with a dilemma. He wants to demonstrate his hacking prowess, but he does not want to go to jail for the things he has done. Also, he would like to expose the security flaws of the Brainset without discouraging the company from moving forward with mass production, which he desires for his own ends. Can Brandon have his cake and eat it too? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: William Reid. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/marz/000048/bk_marz_000048_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Lighter Side: An NHS Paramedic's Selection of Humorous Mess Room Tales , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 171min

From the paramedic pondering a dignified solution as he surveys his previously digested Pot Noodle adorning the naked genitalia of a recently deceased lady, to the man who rang the doctor Out of Hours service with an audibly severe case of excess flatulence, with hilarious consequences, and the old lady's wig that caused one chuckling paramedic to struggle to keep a hold of the carry-chair, The Lighter Side - An NHS Paramedic's Selection of Humorous Mess Room Tales will have you laughing out loud then looking around furtively, wondering if you should! In his The Dark Side series, Andy Thompson gives us a taste of the dark sense of humor paramedics use as a coping mechanism; here he packs laugh-out-loud moments into every word as he recalls health care professionals' encounters with the weirdest of behavior, hilarious misunderstandings, and cringingly embarrassing episodes. You'll soon be relating to the sense of humor that moves an ambulance driver to respond to his friend and fellow paramedic's predicament on a hot summer's day, as a powerful smell engulfs the saloon of the vehicle. What would you do? Open the cab windows and the hatch through to the saloon to provide some extra ventilation? Of course not! You switch the heating on, causing the already intolerable pong to become even more unbearable, making for a bangin' mess room tale on your later return! This book is an eye-watering insight into the Lighter Side of working on the Dark Side, straight from the mess rooms of ambulance stations up and down the UK. There's also a heartening reminder of the power of a flamin' good belly laugh and its analgesic effect even in situations of severe pain. This is a book that laughs in the face of extreme emotion and stress. Outrageous? Perhaps. Distasteful? Probably. Humorous? Absolutely! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Pete Nottage. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/052117/bk_acx0_052117_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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B Cubed Trilogy: Box Set , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 623min

Born: Natural born humans are precious few and dwell in darkness. Bred: Genetically engineered slaves who are the protectors of the Born. Borg: The cybernetically enhanced enclave that split from the Born humans. B Cubed: These three factions are all that remains of the human race after the world stopped turning. Scavenging in the darkness for what little is left, the war between them rages on though few know why. It begins with a child's prophesy and can only end when they unite. Or die. B Cubed Book One: Born From the moment he spies her silhouette cast by the bonfire, Cormack understands what it is to yearn for something he will never possess. Breds are made to provide for the natural born humans, dig their homes deep beneath the surface of the earth and to protect them from the ever-present cyborg threat. A Bred who reaches beyond his station will be recycled immediately, yet Cormack cannot get her visage out of his mind. Until he unearths a box, buried long before the earth stopped spinning. B Cubed Book Two: Bred Rothguard has but one desire, to rid himself of the overwhelming urge to mate and free his mind to focus on science. Being Bred means to be forever enslaved, to the Born and his own physiological needs. In order to free himself and the Breds still in captivity he requires a Bred female to study. His life as a sex slave taught him about a woman's fickle pleasures, but his work demands more information, no matter how distasteful he might find the chore. Book Three: Borg The Earth is dying. Only one man has the ability to save it but Dayen can barely function. Saddled from birth with a crippling form of telepathy, he is unable to give or receive touch. So what will he do with the Born woman destined to be his mate? A woman who has more reasons than most to fear the touch he longs to give her and her alone? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Hollie Jackson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/019833/bk_acx0_019833_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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