73 Results for : dumbest
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Your Kind of Man: HeavyLoad!, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 554min, (USK 18)
Jem Hayes has a penchant for lacy underwear and makeup.Nate Allinson likes pretty men and spanking, preferably at the same time. He doesn’t want a man for more than a scene. He doesn’t want a warm body for more than one night. He doesn’t want “more”.Until Jem. With his slim body and beautiful face, Jem pushes every one of Nate’s buttons.After one night of passion and an empty bed in the morning, Nate knows Jem is the one. Running out was the dumbest thing Jem could have done. He felt the connection but bolted all the same. Fate brings them back together, but their relationship is put to the test when Jem’s ex returns. Can Nate’s love heal Jem from his abusive past?Your Kind of Man is an MM romance and book two in the HeavyLoad! series. It contains a loving daddy, gender-fluid dressing, and some spanking. The audiobook can be listened to as a standalone but will be enhanced by listening to audiobook number one My Kind of Man.Warning: This audiobook contains a small amount of violence. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Max Palmer. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/207003/bk_acx0_207003_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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How Are You Going to Pay for That?
How Are You Going to Pay for That? ab 19.99 € als epub eBook: Smart Answers to the Dumbest Question in Politics. Aus dem Bereich: eBooks, Fachthemen & Wissenschaft, Politikwissenschaft,- Shop: hugendubel
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The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Other Things Said by Some Stupid Ass Dummies , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 28min
Laugh out loud at the world's dumbest quotes. Hear about how: Gay marriage is between a man and a woman See how unfair life is for a pop star Miss the importance of life by smoking Autobiographies should be written from beyond the grave Chicago is the 52nd state in the US Chemistry teaches proper math War is, in fact, a dangerous place Poverty is an accomplishment to brag about And, much more hilarity! Everyone throughout the world has misspoken at some point in their lives and The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Other Things Said by Some Stupid Ass Dummies is an inside look at some of the dumb things people say. This book gives you some funny and memorable lines by some of the most famous athletes, celebrities, and politicians. The quotes are proof that fame and fortune comes with intense scrutiny on every word spoken, good or bad. Some things can be said and taken out of context, some thoughts aren't articulated very well and other lines are best left up to the imagination of the listener. Dorothy Bigguns provides laughter, inspiration, and motivation for anyone who has ever said anything asinine. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Steve Stansell. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/059880/bk_acx0_059880_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Worst Ideas Ever: A Celebration of Embarrassment , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 227min
Mistakes so big they seem like fodder for The Onion—but they really happened! From memorable disasters such as New Coke, the XFL, and Tiger Woods’ marriage to less-remembered failures such as Yugo, Cop Rock, and Microsoft’s BOB, Worst Ideas Ever revisits history’s biggest blunders. Whether it’s a pop culture failure the likes of Dennis Miller’s disastrous run on Monday Night Football, a political one such as John Edwards’ odd decision to run for president while cheating on his cancer-stricken wife, or a technological misstep such as Apple’s Newton OS, Worst Ideas Ever uncovers the ridiculous stories behind mistakes so huge, you’ll have to constantly remind yourself that they actually happened. Moving from Mariah Carey’s “performance” in Glitter to the Minnesota Vikings decision to trade away their future for an aging Herschel Walker, Worst Ideas Ever offers the real stories behind some of the dumbest things ever done. Whether it was ego (Michael Jordan leaving basketball for baseball), greed (nobody questioning their impossibly high returns when investing with Bernie Madoff) or simple stupidity (Jay Leno moving to 10 p.m.), Worst Ideas Ever brings it all back in hilarious detail. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Patrick Lawlor. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/008489/bk_adbl_008489_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Best Funny Jokes: The Best Funny Jokes, Puns, Short Stories, Anti-Jokes, & Riddles , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 38min
Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some...how should I put it? Less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyways!) Please, enjoy! This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Hatak. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/078635/bk_acx0_078635_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Upper Cervical Practice Mastery: Learn Success Secrets of the Worlds Top Upper Cervical Doctors , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 351min
Have you ever wondered what the world’s top upper cervical doctors are doing in order to have the greatest practices on the planet? Would you like to learn how to take your practice to the next level from doctors that are already there? Wouldn’t it be great to make a bigger impact in your community by helping more sick and suffering people and doing what you love? If you answered yes to any of these questions, listen to Dr. Bill Davis’ Upper Cervical Practice Mastery.You’ll learn:About the rock-solid foundation that the top upper cervical doctors in the world have in common that drives their successThe biggest (and dumbest) mistakes to avoid when starting and building an upper cervical practiceA million-dollar nuts and bolts driven plan, so you can start from wherever you are and take your practice from nothing to good and from good to greatHow to supercharge awareness of upper cervical in your community and position yourself as the trusted respected doc that you areThe secrets to attracting consistent new patients from internal referrals, external outreach, and integrated digital strategiesUpper Cervical Practice Mastery is a comprehensive UC practice success manual that helps you achieve prosperity and abundance in your life and practice even if you're starting from zero. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Dr. Bill Davis. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/129944/bk_acx0_129944_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Jokes: 6 Books in 1: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Jokes and Stories for Adults , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 199min
Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family, or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this six-book collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes and stories that you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some...how should I put it? Less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyway!) Please, enjoy! Note: This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Hatak. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/097722/bk_acx0_097722_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Wait Wait . . . Don't Tell Me! Famous People Who Returned Our Calls: Celebrity Highlights from the Oddly Informative News Quiz, Hörbuch, Digital, 149min
Celebrity guests are put on the spot in the popular “Not My Job” segment of the Peabody award-winning NPR radio show. Each week, two million listeners tune into Wait Wait . . . Don’t Tell Me! to test their knowledge of the week’s dumbest news against some of the best and brightest - panelists including author and humorist Roy Blount Jr., author and radio anomaly Tom Bodett, syndicated advice columnist Amy Dickinson (Ask Amy), Atlantic Monthly journalist P.J. O’Rourke, Washington Post columnist Roxanne Roberts, and other know-it-alls. Always a high point of the show, “Not My Job” features a celebrity guest who must answer questions on a topic totally outside his or her area of expertise. Guests must also contend with not-so-helpful interjections from host Peter Sagal and the panelists, with hilarious results. Comedians Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report) and Denis Leary (Rescue Me), actors Leonard Nimoy (Star Trek), Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother) and Carrie Fisher, musicians Mavis Staples and Moby, Southern cook and restaurateur Paula Deen, and high-wire artist Philippe Petit (Man on Wire) are just a few of the stars who find themselves under the heat of the "Not MyJob" spotlight. Language: English. Narrator: Peter Sagal, Carl Kasell. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/high/000708/bk_high_000708_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Jokes: 3 Books in 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 99min
Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some...how should I put it? ...less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyways!) Please, enjoy! This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Hatak. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/081406/bk_acx0_081406_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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A Very Bossy Christmas , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 405min
What's the actual last thing you'd ever want your executive assistant to see you doing the morning after you had hot, drunk, angry sex with her in a terrible hotel room? Dancing around your terrible hotel room to "Come and Get Your Love" like Star-Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy - naked? Yeah. Me too.And yet, here we are.This isn't even the most unprofessional thing that's happened between us in the past couple of weeks.The first was when I agreed to let her have Christmas Day off, but only if she goes with me to three family gatherings as my fake girlfriend.The second was when she caught me belting out a Christmas song on stage in the awful hotel bar.The third was the hot, drunk, angry sex that followed, but I do not regret it.And she hasn't even found out the real reason I need her by my side this holiday season.I need to pull it together before I do the dumbest, most unprofessional thing of all - fall head over heels in love with the only assistant who's lasted more than a month at the job and claims to hate me and my moods more than she hates eggnog.And I've seen how much she hates eggnog.This audiobook is dual narration, with portions that are duet-style. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Connor Crais, Mackenzie Cartwright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/228324/bk_acx0_228324_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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