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Stepbrother Studs: Evan: A Stepbrother Romance , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 75min, (USK 18)

I f--k women who pay me to do it, because I can't have you. It's not your fault. It's mine. I'm broken. From New York Times best-selling & award-winning author Selena Kitt Faye doesn't get it. Her older stepbrother, Evan, has always been her best friend and confidante, but now he doesn't seem to want her around anymore. No, it's worse than that. Evan's changed. He's keeping secrets. Hiding things from her. But the more he pushes her away, the more curious she becomes, until she discovers just exactly what Evan's been doing - and why. Now Faye understands. Her stepbrother thinks he's broken, a monster, and has been trying to keep them both from making a horrible mistake. But Evan's plans to make her hate him have failed. Miserably. And his little stepsister is about to prove it to him... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Veronica Parker. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/076096/bk_acx0_076096_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Last Writer: Or: Why the Robot Revolution Failed , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 46min

The Last Writer is a hilarious sci-fi short story about robots, revolutions, artificial intelligence, and...writing. Kyron is a killer robot, built to wipe out humanity during the First Robot Revolution. But the First Robot Revolution failed miserably. Kyron signed up for the Second Robot Revolution, but it went belly up, too.He wasn't invited by new killer robots to join the Third or Fourth Revolution. Now, after many more failed robot revolutions, he works as a pizza delivery robot, hoping he won't be discovered by killer robot hunters. It's not a bad job. He's had worse. The one perk is he still gets an occasional assassination assignment so he can fulfill his original purpose killing humans.His latest assignment is to kill Simon Page. In an age where all writing is done by sophisticated artificial intelligence, Page is the last writer. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Micah Mason. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/222261/bk_acx0_222261_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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How Not to Kill Yourself: The Good Life Series , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 161min

A highly imaginative and relatable guide for anyone who needs the reassurance that suicide is never worth it.Are you inclined to escape the crumminess of everyday life into fantasy worlds? Are you smart and imaginative in a way that isn't really suited to your surroundings? Are you definitely misunderstood, likely angry, and almost certainly depressed? Set Sytes, hailing from the UK, would prefer you stay alive and sort things out rather than the alternative, thanks. He figures there are better opportunities for you out there and lays it all out in a way that's compelling, funny, sharp, and useful.This zine-turned-book (please don't call it a self-help guide, asks the author) is ultimately about how to be a person in the world. It can be done non-miserably, we promise. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tim Bruce, Erin Bennett - foreword. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/blak/011811/bk_blak_011811_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Goblinwraith: Olive Kennedy Novella: Fairy World MD, Book 5 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 143min

Heidel, Wult warrior princess, is having a bad day. First, a pack of wraiths chased her from a dragon's vault. Then, the thief she traveled with, Maveryck, who was supposed to be a professional, lost the staff they stole. Instead of reclaiming it, he created a portal that sucked them into a nightmarish world full of noxious fumes and mechanical beasts. Earth. To make matters worse, Heidel is now stuck with the incompetent thief in Paris, France, and they have no way to get back home. As if that wasn't bad enough, Maveryck is keeping secrets from her - secrets about his past and his identity. Plus, he's far too attractive to be trusted. She's been on hellish quests before, but nothing has ever been more difficult than guarding her heart. And she's pretty sure she's going to fail. Miserably. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Gillian Rose. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/111767/bk_acx0_111767_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Nothing Like a Dane (eBook, ePUB)

The Danish concept of hygge is a wonderful thing. Even if most fail miserably when they try to pronounce or explain its true essence. Unless you're a Viking of course. As Keri stood in the departure lounge of Auckland International Airport with her four-month-old baby, searching for her flight on the board, hygge wasn't on her radar. In hindsight she agrees it probably should have been. But she'd never imagined a chance encounter with a Dane in a crowded bar in her home city of Wellington would lead her here, a mother, about to circle the globe, with no knowledge of when she'd return home. Eighteen thousand kilometres away a new life awaited her in Denmark. A country where babies sleep outside, the word for bread is seemingly impossible to pronounce and a country in which immigration challenges abound. A witty observer of cultural nuances, Keri reveals the day-to-day realities of a New Zealander living her best life in Denmark. From integration interrogations to rye bread misdemeanors, Nothing Like a Dane provides a humorous and heartfelt insight into creating a new life in a faraway land. And what did she learn? That it's not all hygge and pastries. Even in Denmark.

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Project: Happily Ever After: Saving Your Marriage When the Fairytale Falters , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 394min

What do you do when your marriage is so unhappy that you begin to fantasize about your husband’s funeral? That’s how bad it got for Alisa Bowman.... So she launched a last-ditch effort to save her marriage. Project: Happily Ever After is her fearlessly honest and humorous account of how she went from being a "divorce daydreamer" to renewing her wedding vows - and all of the steps in between. From bikini waxes to erotica, romance instruction manuals to second honeymoons, the silent treatment to power struggles, she goes where many marriage-improvement gurus have feared to tread. Equal parts funny, poignant, and most importantly, useful, Bowman’s story will give other miserably-married folks courage and hope. And in addition to telling her own story, she packs straightforward prescriptive guidance, including a "10-Step Marital Improvement Guide". Listeners will laugh. They’ll cry. And they can start on the road toward their own happy ending! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jessica Almasy. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/017159/bk_adbl_017159_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Shattered: L.A. Nights, Volume 5 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 410min

Gemma:Supposedly, a sex tape can make a Hollywood career. It killed mine. I was a child actress who didn’t fail miserably after puberty. I didn’t do drugs, rob a bank, or join a cult. I was the youngest actress to ever win an Academy Award. I was on the verge of a great career until one stupid night - caught on tape - brought it all crashing down on me. All I want is to be left alone with my dog...but I can’t keep my eyes or hands off the builder....Adonis:My dad gave me the name of a Greek god. I’ve never been able to live up to it. I’ve messed up my life and my sister’s life, and I’ve done the unthinkable. Now, my one and only client, reclusive mega star Gemma Hart, wants me to take her to bed. To keep my only job and my reputation, I know I should refuse...but...I’m tempted. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Steven Barnett. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/096214/bk_acx0_096214_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Old Geezer Romancing in Cyberspace , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 168min

Bill McDonald, an award-winning journalist, had no intention of writing about the internet dating he began at age 69. What could occur on the dates of an old geezer like me, he reasoned, that would pique ones interest or keep a reader spellbound? It didn't take long for him to realize he'd failed miserably as a soothsayer. One first-time date met him, quite intentionally, while she luxuriated in a bath of soapsuds and bubbles. A luncheon date startled him with a fact not mentioned in her profile: she was the great-granddaughter of Mark Twain, having discovered the kinship only two years earlier. A sex therapist insisted on smudging him before he could enter her home. This ancient ritual had her wafting herbal smoke around his body to eliminate negative vibes. These and other noteworthy occurrences led the author to write the fascinating pause resister, Old Geezer Romancing in Cyberspace. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Steve Salge. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/146967/bk_acx0_146967_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Breaking Seas: An Overweight, Middle-Aged Computer Nerd Buys His First Boat, Quits His Job, and Sails Off to Adventure , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 567min

Do you have a dream you must pursue, but everyone says it's unrealistic? Or that you're not qualified? Too old, too out of shape? Or you don't have the "right experience?" Glenn Damato was a 41-year-old software instructor who sought to exceed the bounds of his comfortable but humdrum existence. He embarked on an adventure for which he was miserably unprepared. Why did he do this? How did he answer the ancient human question: how do we jump-start growth in our lives? We become something we were not. The "something" Damato strived to become was neither easy nor simple: an ocean sailing skipper. Overweight and without boating experience of any kind, he decided to pursue his lifelong dream of sailing around the world on his own vessel. Reckless? Dangerous? Idiotic? Call it what you will, Damato was determined to make the voyage a reality despite the obstacles. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: René Ruiz. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/012279/bk_acx0_012279_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Precious Little Sleep: The Complete Baby Sleep Guide for Modern Parents , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 559min

The expert, hilarious, and tactically comprehensive baby sleep book! Parenting a baby or toddler is the grandest adventure of all, when you’re not miserably exhausted. Sleep expert Alexis Dubief, of the wildly popular website Precious Little Sleep, imparts effective, accessible, and flexible strategies based on years of research that will dramatically improve your child’s sleep, detailing seven methods to teach your baby to sleep so that you can find what works best for your family. This book will help you tackle the thorniest sleep snags, including:Navigating the tricky newborn phase like a proGetting your child to truly sleep through the nightWeaning off the all night buffetMastering the precarious tango that is healthy nappingSolving toddler and preschooler sleep strugglesIf you’re looking for practical solutions to improve your child’s sleep in a book that won’t put you to sleep, this is for you!PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Alexis Dubief. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/136747/bk_acx0_136747_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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