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Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom: Psycho Proctologists, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 144min
Forget Fifty Shades of Grey, this book is 50 shades blacker than your a**hole... Michael McLaren is Hollywood's proctologist to the stars. In Tinseltown, there's no shortage of famous people who need things discreetly removed from their sphincters - or who want things shoved up there. Either way, business is good. But when he discovers that demons dwell in the darkest crevices of existence, he's unwittingly initiated into a secret society of demon hunters: The Psycho Proctologists. The world may think they're crazy, but they're all that's standing between you and the Armageddon. Because when flaming buttholes threaten to doom humanity as we know it, who ya gonna call? A butt doctor. About the author: W.W. Pecker is the top-secret pen name of an award-winning author. No, really. It wasn't the Nobel Prize, or even the Pulitzer, but it was an award for writing, dammit. And no, it wasn't his third grade teacher's class prize, either. Geez. Cynical, much? When he's not writing, he can usually be found watching porn on the internet. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bo Wills. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/005566/bk_acx0_005566_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Delicate Freakn' Flower , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 368min
Dammit , just how many toes was she going to have to stomp on before people realized she was a delicate freakn' flower? Naomi doesn't want to follow tradition and settle down with a violence-loving, chest-thumping shapeshifter. She grew up in a household with five testosterone-laden brothers where none of the dishes ever matched, the ugly-as-sin furniture could withstand any catastrophe, and Krazy Glue was bought by the case. When fate - with a snicker - makes her meet not one but two mates, Naomi digs her heels in and refuses to do what her wolf - and her body - demand. No way is she voluntarily allowing herself to get hitched to a pair of dumbass - totally hot and muscled - lacrosse players. Can Ethan, the towering Kodiak bear, and Javier, the sexy, tanned jaguar convince this she-wolf that life with them won't be all chaos? And can this delicate freakn' flower unbend her prejudices enough to recognize she needs a pair of men who can handle her thorns - and her passion? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tillie Hooper. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/023448/bk_adbl_023448_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Seven Years: Seven, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 684min
It's been seven years since Lexi Knight lost her brother in a tragic accident. On the anniversary of his death, her brother's best friend shows up unexpectedly - a man she hasn't seen since the funeral. He is no longer the boy Lexi once knew, but a dangerous-looking man with tattoos and dark secrets. He broke her trust and abandoned her family, yet what he reveals makes it impossible to stay angry. Lexi has been secretly infatuated with Austin since childhood, so finding out he's a Shifter just makes him sexier. Dammit. Austin Cole has returned to the city where he grew up, and just in time. He's lived a hard life these past seven years, and the shadows of his past are threatening to destroy Lexi's family. It's time that she learned the truth about her brother, but there is a shocking twist that Austin never saw coming. Now he must protect her family when her mother and sister wind up in mortal danger. Will Lexi learn to accept the truth about who he is, and can Austin salvage a relationship from the ruins of their past? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Nicole Poole. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/004233/bk_tant_004233_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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I'm Spiritual Dammit!: How to Keep Your Feet on the Ground and Your Head in the Stars , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 380min
Is it possible to be grounded AND have a rich interior life? Is it possible to get through the day with poise when everything hits the fan? Is it possible to have a spiritual life and not be a wing-nut? For Jen Weigel, the answer to all three questions is a resounding YES. This is an honest, amusing teaching memoir rooted in Weigel's everyday experience as a mother, television personality, and performance artist. Weigel provides 13 common-sense rules for developing a sane and satisfying interior life - ranging from "trust that you are where you are supposed to be in every moment" to "always look for signs", to "don't get lost in a guru." What makes this book so fun and refreshing is Weigel's voice - and the fact that, in the words of one of her friends, she is a "magnet for really bizarre shit". Whether she is playing chicken with deranged Chicago drivers with "Jesus Saves" bumper stickers, trying to keep those extra pounds off, interviewing celebrities on television, or encountering the spirit of her dead father (who keeps appearing in the guise of a cardinal - a bird, not a prelate), Weigel maintains a zest for learning, living, and loving. Her high-spirited stories illustrate core life principles and convey an immediacy and energy that listeners will find delightful. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jillian Turner. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/001691/bk_acx0_001691_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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I’m Spiritual, Dammit!: How to Keep Your Feet on the Ground and Your Head in the Stars , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 302min
Is it possible to be grounded and have a rich interior life? Is it possible to get through the day with poise when everything hits the fan? Is it possible to have a spiritual life and not be a wing nut? For Jen Weigel, the answer to all three questions is a resounding yes. This is an honest, amusing teaching memoir rooted in Weigel's everyday experience as a mother, television personality, and performance artist. Weigel provides 13 commonsense rules for developing a sane and satisfying interior life - ranging from "trust that you are where you are supposed to be in every moment" to "always look for signs" - to "don't get lost in a guru". What makes this book so fun and refreshing is Weigel's voice - and the fact that, in the words of one of her friends, she is a "magnet for really bizarre shit". Whether she is playing chicken with deranged Chicago drivers with "Jesus Saves" bumper stickers, trying to keep those extra pounds off, interviewing celebrities on television, or encountering the spirit of her dead father (who keeps appearing in the guise of a cardinal - a bird, not a prelate), Weigel maintains a zest for learning, living, and loving. Her high-spirited stories illustrate core life principles and convey an immediacy and energy that listeners will find delightful. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jenniffer Weigel. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/blak/010229/bk_blak_010229_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Switched: Sin City Fets, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 144min, (USK 18)
CandaceSin City is home, the one place where sinners come to play. I guess that's why I fit so well. I've sinned many times, and will continue to do so until my very last breath. My life's work is sin, at least, that's what those conservative bitches would call it. I call it something different. Release. The look in the face of my submissive after a scene is the only confirmation that I need that I'm in the right job. Getting paid hourly to bring the most powerful men and women to their knees. Kneeling before the one person who holds all of the control. Me. DrakeShe walks into my club every Friday night, every single person in here knows just exactly who she is. Candace. One of the most well known Dommes in Vegas. Everything about her is a mystery. The woman is as closed off as they come. Her walls are high, and dammit if they don't make me want to break them down. I've wanted her for ages. Who wouldn't? There's only one problem. I'm a Dom, and she's made it very clear she's not a switch. How much do you want to bet that she won't be switched when I'm done with her? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ashley Hensley. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/141339/bk_acx0_141339_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Cherished: The Clans, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 261min
DuncanShe was supposed to just be a job, a means to an end, but I can't help but be attracted to her....Willow Kim Adame. I was assigned to protect her - “with any means necessary” - and, at first, it seemed like a simple enough job. But she tries to disobey me at every step, seems outright intent on making not only my job but my life as difficult as possible.And that’s not even the worst part....I was never supposed to like her, and I certainly wasn’t supposed to fall for her.But, here we are.WillowI never wanted anything to do with my father or his lifestyle, but he had other plans....When I lost both my mother and my boyfriend, I saw no reason to stick around; I left England as soon as I could.Running from that life, I put as much distance as I possibly could between myself and all of that. I built a life. It was a simple life, but - dammit! - it was my simple life.Until the day it stopped being quite so simple…Until the day the business space next door was rented out by a man who made my knees weak and my mind cloudy with desire. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Addison Barnes. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/153646/bk_acx0_153646_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Zodiac Academy
I'm a Gemini. Impulsive. Curious. Headstrong. A twin. Heir to a throne I know nothing about. And it turns out, I'm Fae. But of course there's a catch - all I have to do to claim my birth right is prove that I'm the most powerful supernatural in the whole of Solaria. And sure, technically that's true as I'm the daughter of the Savage King. But the bit they didn't put in the brochure was that every single Fae in this Kingdom would claim my throne if they could. The school they've sent me to is both dangerous as sh*t and one helluva party. Vampires bite weaker students in the corridors, the Werewolf pack has orgies in the Wailing Wood at every full moon and don't even get me started on the dark and twisted ways the Sirens use their powers on people's emotions, or how my sinfully tempting Cardinal Magic teacher hosts detentions that leave people needing therapy. Classes are totally interesting if you manage to live through them. And that Gemini star sign I mentioned? It now determines my elemental magic and affects my destiny, so learning astrology is essential if I'm going to beat down my classmates - which is actively encouraged by the way. My biggest problem is the drool worthy Dragon shifter who has his eyes on my throne. He and his three psycho friends are determined to make my time here hell. All I've got to do is survive. But fate might have other ideas. Dammit, why couldn't I have gotten a letter to Hogwarts?- Shop: buecher
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Scrappy Little Nobody , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 360min
A collection of humorous autobiographical essays by the Academy Award-nominated actress and star of Up in the Air and Pitch Perfect. "I'm excited to publish my first book, and because I get uncomfortable when people have high expectations, I'd like to use this opportunity to showcase my ineptitude and pettiness and the frequency with which I embarrass myself. And while many of my female inspirations who have become authors are incredibly well educated and accomplished comedy writers, I'm very, very funny on Twitter, according to BuzzFeed and my mom, so I feel like this is a great idea. Quick question: Are run-on sentences still frowned upon? Wait, is ending a sentence with a preposition still frowned upon? I mean, upon frowned? Dammit!" (Anna Kendrick) Anna Kendrick's autobiographical collection of essays amusingly recounts memorable moments throughout her life, from her middle-class upbringing in New England to the blockbuster movies that have made her one of Hollywood's most popular actresses today. Expanding upon the witty and ironic dispatches for which she is known, Anna Kendrick's essays offer her one-of-a-kind commentary on the absurdities she's experienced on her way to and from the heart of pop culture. PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Anna Kendrick. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/007510/bk_sans_007510_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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What Doesn't Kill Her: A Novel , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 682min
Reeve LeClaire is a college student, dammit, not Daryl Wayne Flint's victim. Not anymore-not when Reeve is finally recovering a life of her own after four years of captivity. Flint is safely locked up in Olshaker Psychiatric Hospital, where he belongs. He is walking the grounds of the forensic unit, performing his strange but apparently harmless rituals. It seems that he is still suffering the effects of the head injury he suffered in the car crash that freed Reeve seven years ago. Post-concussive syndrome, they call it. For all that Flint seems like a model patient, he has long been planning his next move. When the moment arrives, he gets clean away from the hospital before the alarm even sounds. And Reeve is shocked out of her new life by her worst nightmare: Her kidnapper has escaped. Less than 24 hours later, Flint kills someone from his past--and Reeve's blocked memories jolt back into consciousness. As much as she would like to forget him, she knows this criminal better than anyone else. When Flint evades capture, baffling authorities and leaving a bloody trail from the psychiatric lock-up to the forests of Washington state, Reeve suddenly realizes that she is the only one who can stop him. Reeve is an irresistibly brave and believable heroine in Carla Norton's heart-stopping new thriller, What Doesn't Kill Her, about a young woman who learns to fight back. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christina Delaine. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/aren/002007/bk_aren_002007_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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