105 Results for : groan
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Get Me to the Church in Rhyme: Limericks About God, Faith, and the Church , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 15min
They say “write what you know” and Chuck Neighbors knows a thing or two about churches. He has been in literally thousands of them in his 45-year career as a touring actor and storyteller. Chuck brings his experience and his love for wordplay together in this collection of limericks on God, faith, and the church. A limerick is a clever and fun way to share a short story and these short stories are sure to make you smile and, occasionally, groan. The audiobook includes humorous, clean, and thought-provoking limericks on the Christian life. They are fun to listen to, quote, and share with others. This is a perfect gift for pastors, church leaders, and really anyone who as ever sat in a pew!So,"Get me to the church in rhyme.Limericks to read and pass time.On God, faith, and church,With a smidge of research,And if you should laugh, that’d be fine!""[S]o engaging and warm-hearted and downright funny. They’re close to being addictive - like those potato chips, there’s no way to read just one!" (Chris Fabry, author and host of Chris Fabry Live) ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Chuck Neighbors. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/171589/bk_acx0_171589_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Cody Rexell and the Cannibal Death Camp: Cody Rexell Saga, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 98min
In this homage to grindhouse, low-budget horror, tongue-in-cheek action movies of the 70s and cheesy 80s horror, Cody Rexell is back in a brand-new adventure! Are you ready to groan along with the one liners and relive the cheesy horror/action vibe of yesterday? One year on from his escape from Montana, Cody Rexell again finds himself in trouble, this time in the heat of the Mexican jungle. Barely escaping with his life from a remote village of bloodthirsty cannibals, Rexel is determined to go back and retrieve an item of great importance that was taken from him. When a face from the past betrays Rexell and threatens to send him back to the government who are still searching for him, he reluctantly agrees to help with a covert mission to locate a drug baron who has gone missing in the jungle. As the group embark on what should be a routine mission, events unfold that puts the lives of everyone at risk and forces Rexell to revert to his uniquely violent methods to ensure those under his supervision survive. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jamie Cutler. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/078181/bk_acx0_078181_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Love Part 2, Hörbuch, Digital, 61min
Love is one of the most complex yet simple aspects of our lives. We can't do without it. We don't have to analyse it nor deeply scrutinise it, either, it is an inherent feeling we have. Love gives us the feeling of knowing what is right and what is wrong and many of the so called "bad people" in life have either been badly betrayed or allowed evil and negative thoughts to overcome their inherent feelings. Everything in life is a choice, if we do bad it is because we have chosen to do so, it just doesn't happen. Similarly the evil religions that brain-wash their followers overriding "love" because love for them is conditional, make it so easy to kill and complain and moan and groan because life is empty and has little value hence so many are failures. People with love in their hearts attract similar people with cold evil hearts, likewise, so it is important to surround yourself with those who think and feel with love in their hearts. Love not only keeps us happier it tends to regulate our mental health and keep us physically more healthy, too. Language: English. Narrator: Mr John Stewart Rushton. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/lfal/000035/bk_lfal_000035_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Glass Knot , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 398min, (USK 18)
What's a girl to do when the guy she falls for is married to another man? This is exactly what happened to me. Seeing Josh Kendal stroll out of the Mediterranean Sea wearing tight navy swim trunks and looking like a hot new James Bond was a truly delicious moment. Catching sight of his wedding ring was like a kick in the shin and meeting his gorgeous husband, phew, that was enough to make any girl groan at the cruel joke God was playing on her. But all was not as it seemed, and when Josh needed a woman to sort out a 'delicate predicament' I was the one for the job; heck, what did I have to lose? Certainly not as much as him, literally. Trouble is, emotions always get tangled, loyalties can't help but be divided and with a night of memories so hot they'd have the devil sweating, there was only one thing for it - it was time to get honest, fight for what I wanted despite society's constraints and open my heart to the people it needed most. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Rebecca McKernan. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/121489/bk_acx0_121489_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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A User's Guide to the Universe: Surviving the Perils of Black Holes, Time Paradoxes, and Quantum Uncertainty , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 593min
Answers to science's most enduring questions from "Can I break the light-speed barrier like on Star Trek?" and "Is there life on other planets?" to "What is empty space made of?" This is an indispensable guide to physics that offers readers an overview of the most popular physics topics written in an accessible, irreverent, and engaging manner while still maintaining a tone of wry skepticism. Even the novice will be able to follow along, as the topics are addressed using plain English and (almost) no equations. Veterans of popular physics will also find their nagging questions addressed, like whether the universe can expand faster than light, and for that matter, what the universe is expanding into anyway. Gives a one-stop tour of all the big questions that capture the public imagination including string theory, quantum mechanics, parallel universes, and the beginning of time. Explains serious science in an entertaining, conversational, and easy-to-understand way. Includes dozens of delightfully groan-worthy cartoons that explain everything from special relativity to Dark Matter. Filled with fascinating information and insights, this book will both deepen and transform your understanding of the universe. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Mark F. Smith. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/002503/bk_acx0_002503_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Midlife Bounty Hunter , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 527min
Listed number one in women's fantasy fiction in Kindle.One day, I’m married, living in Seattle, and magic isn’t real. The next, I’m divorced and living in the guest room of my ex’s hotter-than-sin cousin’s place in Savannah and talking to an animated skeleton named Robert.I have to admit, Robert isn’t my worst date. At 41, I didn’t think I’d be starting over. But I’ll be damned if my ex thinks I’m down and out because he pulled a fast one on me.When a job comes my way that offers me a chance to use my childhood training in the shadow world, I take it. I need the money more than I care about my sanity. It’s dangerous. I have to embrace the magic and dark of my past. And I need Advil to keep me going. But those who’d hold me back better sit up and take notice because a new woman is in town, and she’s not about to be counted out by anyone. Even if she does groan when she rolls out of bed in the morning.A paranormal women's fiction with a bit of class and a lot of sass for anyone who feels like age is just a number! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Lauren Fortgang. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/185030/bk_acx0_185030_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Dad Jokes: Terribly Hilarious and Clean Fun Jokes for All Ages , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 80min
Dad Jokes: Terribly Hilarious and Clean Fun Jokes for All Ages is a compilation of jokes on many subjects to get giggles and groans out of all those closest to you! With everything from silly on-liners to full-story jokes, you’re sure to find one for any occasion that will delight family, friends, coworkers, and even passersby at the grocery store.Everything from the great outdoors to the kitchen sink is covered within this book! Nothing is safe from these chuckle-worthy cutups.Break the ice at the next party you throw with these jokes that will get you talking about any subject under the sun!Did you know that making people laugh (or groan) is the fastest way to build a rapport with someone? Let us help you speed up the process!Keep your friends and family giggling and groaning at every gathering, no matter what the occasion!Get your copy of Dad Jokes: Terribly Hilarious and Clean Fun Jokes for All Ages today and regale those around you with wacky tales and jokes that will leave a lasting impression for years to come!Keep calm and laugh on!Get this book now and start telling jokes like never before! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Frank Gerard. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/162304/bk_acx0_162304_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Lesbian: Seducing the Tomboy , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 65min, (USK 18)
It was an insanely busy day at the lingerie shop. The kind that made Taylor consider quitting. First, she had to deal with an annoying customer who took forever to decide on a color of the bustier she wanted, then it was a rush of customers who came in seconds before closing. “I need something in hot pink that makes my hips look slimmer,” one customer demanded. Another said, “This teddy you sold me makes my butt look big.” A third customer loudly chimed in, “Do you have anything that will make me look like Jennifer Lawrence?” In the middle of the mad rush, the phone rang. “Sandy’s Sweet Shop, can I help you?” she answered. “Yes, you can help me,” the man answered. “You can hurry up. I’ve been waiting five minutes for you outside.” It was Brad, Taylor’s fiancé. His impatient groan was the last thing she needed in the middle of crazy day. “Sorry, honey. I got a rush just before closing. It could take five or maybe ten minutes for me to finish.” He sighed. “Fine. I just hope dinner at my parents’ house hasn’t gotten cold.” “I’m sure it’ll be fine, I just-" ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Theresa Stephens. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/105593/bk_acx0_105593_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes: The Best of the Worst Dad Jokes for the Painfully Punny Parent 301 Jokes! : 301 Silly Jokes, Dad Joke Book, Funny Gift for Dad , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 50min
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes - including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. Contains dozens of sidebars with interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet...I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair...but now it's growing on me" Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun A hilarious gift for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers Perfect Father's Day gift or new dad gift Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share the Love Gifts ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joseph G. Deak. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/202021/bk_acx0_202021_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Best Funny Jokes: The Best Funny Jokes, Puns, Short Stories, Anti-Jokes, & Riddles , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 38min
Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some...how should I put it? Less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyways!) Please, enjoy! This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Hatak. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/078635/bk_acx0_078635_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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