113 Results for : lemony
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The Grim Grotto: A Series of Unfortunate Events #11 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 359min
Dear Listener, Unless you are a slug, a sea anemone, or mildew, you probably prefer not to be damp. You might also prefer not to listen to this audiobook, in which the Baudelaire siblings descend into the depths of despair, underwater. The horrors they encounter are too numerous to list, and include mushrooms, a mechanical monster, a distressing message from a lost friend, and tap dancing. As a dedicated author who has pledged to keep recording the depressing story of the Baudelaires, I must continue to delve deep into the cavernous depths of the orphans' lives. You, on the other hand, may delve into some happier audiobook in order to keep your ears and your spirits from being dampened. With all due respect,Lemony Snicket ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tim Curry. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/000826/bk_harp_000826_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Ersatz Elevator: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 263min
Dear Listener, Like the previous books in A Series of Unfortunate Events, there is nothing to be heard here but misery, despair, and discomfort, and you still have time to choose something else to listen to. Within the chapters of this story, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire encounter a darkened staircase, a red herring, some friends in a dire situation, three mysterious initials, a liar with an evil scheme, a secret passageway, and parsley soda. I have sworn to write down these tales of the Baudelaire orphans so the general public will know each terrible thing that has happened to them, but if you decide to listen to something else instead, you will save yourself from a heapful of horror and woe. With all due respect,Lemony Snicket ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tim Curry. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/000821/bk_harp_000821_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Hostile Hospital: A Series of Unfortunate Events #8 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 252min
Dear Listener, This audio is the only one which describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children's miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital, which makes it one of the most dreadful audios in the world. There are many pleasant things to listen to, but this audio contains not one of them. Within it are such burdensome details as a suspicious shopkeeper, unnecessary surgery, an intercom system, anesthesia, heart-shaped balloons, and some very startling news about a fire. Clearly you do not want to hear about such things. I have sworn to research this story, and to record it as best I can, so I should know that this audio is something best left on the ground, where you undoubtedly found it. With all due respect,Lemony Snicket ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tim Curry. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/000823/bk_harp_000823_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Mabel Jones and the Forbidden City , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 205min
A funny fantasy-adventure series for fans of Lemony Snicket, Neil Gaiman, and Cressida Cowell What do you do when you survive a pirate kidnapping, a milk-drinking contest with a giant grizzly bear, and a stint inside the belly of a whale? If you're Mabel Jones, you do everything you can to avoid another UNLIKELY ADVENTURE! But when Mabel's baby sister is plucked from her crib by an EVIL witch, Mabel has no choice but to follow both to the jungles of the Forbidden City. Joining a brand-new cast of characters - and a few familiar faces from The Unlikely Adventures of Mabel Jones - Mabel races an arrogant fox, slays a ferocious millipede, and battles the diabolical witch. But is she prepared to make the ULTIMATE SACRIFICE to save her sister? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Mark Heap. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/lili/001974/bk_lili_001974_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Vile Village: A Series of Unfortunate Events #7 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 257min
Dear Listener, Nobody in their right minds would listen to this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay at the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded on this program. I can think of no reason why anyone would want to listen to a book containing such unpleasant matter as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the Duluxe Cell, and some very strange hats. It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children's lives and write them all down, but you may decide to do some other sacred and solemn thing, such as listening to another book instead. With all due respect,Lemony Snicket ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tim Curry. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/000822/bk_harp_000822_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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'When Did You See Her Last?': All the Wrong Questions , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 262min
I should have asked the question "How could someone who was missing be in two places at once?" Instead, I asked the wrong question - four wrong questions, more or less. This is the account of the second. In the fading town of Stain'd-by-the-Sea, young apprentice Lemony Snicket has a new case to solve when he and his chaperone are hired to find a missing girl. Is the girl a runaway? Or was she kidnapped? Was she seen last at the grocery store? Or could she have stopped at the diner? Is it really any of your business? These are All the Wrong Questions. PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Liam Aiken. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hach/001402/bk_hach_001402_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Chronicles of Harris Burdick: Fourteen Amazing Authors Tell the Tales - with an Introduction by Lemony Snicket , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 376min
For more than 25 years, readers have been puzzling over the illustrations by this enigmatic artist. Thousands of children have been inspired to weave their own stories to go with his intriguingly titled pictures. And now, some of our most imaginative storytellers attempt to solve the perplexing mysteries of Harris Burdick. Enter The Chronicles of Harris Burdick to read this incredible compendium of stories: magical, funny, creepy, poignant, inscrutable, these are tales you won’t soon forget. Filling in for Harris Burdick here is an esteemed collection of highly decorated authors. Among the many accolades bestowed upon this illustrious group include one Pulitzer Prize, five Newbery Medals, three Newbery Honor awards, two Caldecott Medals, one Caldecott Honor award, three National Book Awards, eight National Book Award nominations, one Printz Award, five Boston Globe–Horn Book Awards, eight Bram Stoker Awards, five Coretta Scott King Awards, two Hugo Awards, and two O. Henry Awards. They have had an untold number of New York Times best sellers. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Cassandra Campbell, Christopher Lane, Luke Daniels. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/003334/bk_brll_003334_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Slippery Slope: A Series of Unfortunate Events #10 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 361min
Dear Listener, Like handshakes or housepets, many things are preferable when not slippery. Unfortunately, in this miserable volume, I am afraid that Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up, and down, a range of strange and distressing mountains. It would be best not to mention any of the unpleasant details of this story, particularly a secret message, a swarm of snow gnats, a scheming villain, a covered casserole dish, and a surprising survivor of a terrible fire. Unfortunately, I have dedicated my life to researching and recording the sad tale of the Baudelaire Orphans. There is no reason for you to dedicate yourself to such things, and you might instead dedicate yourself to letting this slippery audio slip from your hands into a nearby trash receptacle, or deep pit. With all due respect,Lemony Snicket ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tim Curry. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/000825/bk_harp_000825_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Crims , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 387min
The Addams Family meets Despicable Me in the first book of this new trilogy, perfect for fans of Lemony Snicket and Pseudonymous Bosch! The Crim family is full of notorious criminals. Notoriously inept, that is. Uncle Knuckles once tried to steal a carnival. Great-Uncle Bernard held himself hostage by accident. Aunt Drusilla died slipping on a banana peel. But Imogen is different. She was born with a skill for scandal. A knack for the nefarious. A mastery of misdemeanors. Despite her natural talent for all things unlawful, Imogen got out of the family business years ago. But when the rest of the Crims are accused of pulling off a major heist - which seems doubtful, to say the least - Imogen is forced to step in to clear their names. Because only a truly skilled criminal can prove the bumbling family's innocence.... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Fiona Hardingham. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/006432/bk_harp_006432_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Tell-Tale Start: The Misadventures of Edgar & Allan Poe, Book One , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 194min
Meet Edgar and Allan Poe - 12-year-old identical twins, the great-great-great-great-grandnephews of Edgar Allan Poe. They look and act so much alike that they're almost one mischievous, prank-playing boy in two bodies. When their beloved black cat, Roderick Usher, is kidnapped and transported to the Midwest, Edgar and Allan convince their guardians that it's time for a road trip. Along the way, mayhem and mystery ensue, as well as deeper questions: What is the boys' telepathic connection? Is Edgar Allan Poe himself reaching out to them from the Great Beyond? And why has a mad scientist been spying on the Poe family for years? With a mix of literary humor, mystery, and a little quantum physics, this series opener is a perfect choice for smart, funny tweens who love the Time Warp Trio, Roald Dahl, and Lemony Snicket. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Arte Johnson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/lili/001561/bk_lili_001561_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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