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Ready for Wild (eBook, ePUB)
Featuring Liora Blake's signature "funny, endearing, and more than a little hot" (Library Journal) style, the third novel in the Grand Valley series features a rough-talking game warden going toe-to-toe with a TV star who unexpectedly turns his life upside down. Braden Montgomery is certain about three things: one, luck is for suckers; two, time spent outdoors is what keeps him sane; and, three, when it comes to sharing his bed, there's only one female he's willing to put up with—his Chesapeake Bay retriever, Charley. Braden's constructed his life on these beliefs, and he's quite content with the status quo. But when a moment of bad luck lands Braden toe-to-toe with a blonde bombshell with her own television show, his stubbornly structured reality begins to unravel. As for Amber Regan, her brand has been built on camo, cut-offs, and cleavage. With her own hunting show on the foremost sports channel and enough social media followers to garner her plenty of endorsement deals, Amber's come a long way from the tomboy in a small Texas town she once was. Unfortunately, ratings are down and her contract for next season is in limbo, so she's in desperate need of a reboot to save her show—and filming a rough and tough archery elk hunt in Colorado might be the way to do just that. Too bad the local game warden grunts more than he speaks, seems determined to despise her—and makes her heart race in all the most inconvenient ways.- Shop: buecher
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Fashionably Dead , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 734min
Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I'm stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who's teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator. To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions, and my attraction to a hotter-than-Satan's-underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous...it's possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn't on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I'm his, it's easier said than done. Like that's not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I'm some sort of Chosen One. Holy hell, if I'm in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jessica Almasy. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/025796/bk_adbl_025796_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Dumplin' , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 542min
For fans of John Green and Rainbow Rowell comes this powerful novel with the most fearless heroine - self-proclaimed fat girl Willowdean Dickson - from Julie Murphy, the acclaimed author of Side Effects May Vary. With starry Texas nights, red candy suckers, Dolly Parton songs, and a wildly unforgettable heroine, Dumplin' is guaranteed to steal your heart. Dubbed "Dumplin'" by her former beauty queen mom, Willowdean has always been at home in her own skin. Her thoughts on having the ultimate bikini body? Put a bikini on your body. With her all-American-beauty best friend, Ellen, by her side, things have always worked...until Will takes a job at Harpy's, the local fast-food joint. There she meets Private School Bo, a hot former jock. Will isn't surprised to find herself attracted to Bo. But she is surprised when he seems to like her back. Instead of finding new heights of self-assurance in her relationship with Bo, Will starts to doubt herself. So she sets out to take back her confidence by doing the most horrifying thing she can imagine: entering the Miss Teen Blue Bonnet Pageant - along with several other unlikely candidates - to show the world that she deserves to be up there as much as any twiggy girl does. Along the way she'll shock the hell out of Clover City - and maybe herself most of all. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Eileen Stevens. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/004753/bk_harp_004753_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Relic: Blade: A Kane Arkwright Supernatural Thriller: Relics Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 381min
Cocky vampires, mythical swords, steady Glocks, and ghost hordes. Welcome to my world.The vampires just woke up from a 1000-year slumber. Before nap-time they buried their fortunes around the world. Now they want their hidden treasures back.It's my job to get to the relics first.My partner Rebel and I need to track down and dig up hundreds of ancient items, and fast. They're worth, well, whatever comes after quadrillions. Most of them also happen to pack nasty supernatural powers.Our latest target is a sword with the power to destroy the world. We just have to get past the grumpy blood suckers, the biting ghost hordes, and a particularly nasty wizard.But who am I kidding? Sneaking around won't work. Not when it comes to vampires. There's really only one way this can end.On the edge of a blade.Relic: Blade is the snark-filled first book in the Kane Arkwright Supernatural Thriller series, a set of urban fantasy novels. If you like mythical creatures, racy comedy, and brazen protagonists, then you’ll love Ben Zackheim’s thrilling adventure.If you like Kevin Hearne, M.D. Massey, John P. Logsdon, Larry Correia, Al K. Line, or Shayne Silvers, you will LOVE the first installment in the Kane Arkwright series by Ben Zackheim.Buy now to travel the globe with supernatural treasure hunters who do it for the wealth, the glory, and the undead body count.Other titles by Ben:Relic: HammerRelic: ShieldRelic: GrailRelic: SceptreRelic: ScrollRelic: Mask ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Dominic Carlos. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/222496/bk_acx0_222496_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Vampire Survival Guide: How to Fight and Win Against the Undead , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 364min
Vampires have walked among us for thousands of years. These reanimated corpses survive by draining and consuming the blood of the living, and their threat to humanity cannot be ignored. Throughout the centuries, professors and peasants have offered their own vampire-fighting tips, but these were often old wives' tales, based more on superstition than on fact. Here, for the first time, is a comprehensive vampire-fighting guide for the 21st century. In the tradition of bestsellers like The Zombie Survival Guide and The Zen of Zombie, The Vampire Survival Guide covers everything you need to know to protect yourself from vampires. Topics include the habits and routines of vampires, how to tell if somebody you know has become a vampire, how to protect yourself from attack, how to set traps, what to do if you must fight off multiple vampires, how to cleanse an entire town after devastating vampiric attacks, and much more. It confronts head-on the most terrifying situation of all - that of being bitten by a vampire - by providing the listener with numerous approaches, rooted in both science and medicine and religion, for fighting off blood-suckers before it is too late. Vampires are found in every country in the world - not just in Eastern Europe and Sunnydale, California. With the human population expected to reach over 9 billion by the year 2050, confrontations between men, women, children, and vampires are increasingly inevitable. This guide is the human race's best hope. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ellen Archer. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/008376/bk_adbl_008376_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Forex Trading Beginners Guide: The Golden Investment Strategies for Passive Income and Lifetime Wealth Building Used for Swing Trading, Momentum Trading, Options & Stock Market! , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 188min
Do you keep seeing forex trading popping up in the news and you’re ready to cash in on this tried and true method to getting rich? Are you ready to discover true financial freedom and quit your day job?Rich people know a secret that nobody else knows - money is a mindset more than a tangible thing. You don’t get rich working long hours, you work long hours studying how to get rich so you can cash in on the easy strategies that truly wealthy people use every day. If you want to figure out how your money can work so you don’t have to, then you’re ready to learn about investing.No, this isn’t your grandpa’s 401k or savings bonds, this is where the real money is made. In Forex Trading Beginners Guide you’re going to learn all about real strategies that people like you rich, and saved a lot of heartbreak from all those other suckers making bad investments. Inside, you’re going to easily learn:The real way to make a lot of money in less time! Financial strategies even beginners can learn and use right now.How to maximize on swing trading.The best methods for momentum trading.Options and stock market to lock in your diverse portfolioIf you’re looking for a golden ticket that you can bank on, this book is it. When you’re ready to change your life for the better, scroll back up, "Buy Now", and listen to it so you can start saving big bucks today! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bruce Enrietto. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/172766/bk_acx0_172766_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The She-Wolf Games : The Pack Mates of Lunar Crest , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 536min
Dozens of werewolves compete to claim a pack mate spot, but only four can win. Let the She-Wolf Games begin!With werewolves on the brink of extinction, packs from everywhere came together in an attempt to overcome their differences. The creation of the She-Wolf Games did just that, bringing peace among the territories as packs worked toward the same goal: To save their species.Usually, I’d be touched by such a monumental occasion, but I had no idea werewolves existed. Or that female werewolves were a commodity and the ultimate prize.I figured it out fast after a beautiful pack of wolves saved me from the men involved in my dad’s criminal past. If only one of the cute suckers hadn’t bitten me, triggering the nature my dad kept hidden with magic. Or if these men hadn’t carried me away to a sanctuary for the last werewolf packs in existence.Because now, I find myself as one of three she-wolves among a few dozen men competing for a chance to fill a spot in my new pack. Four scary-hot werewolves who all get to claim me? I think I need to stretch. These men will do anything to win the She-Wolf Games. It’s supposed to be for a good cause, right? Hell no. I will put these tough guys in their places. I’ll show them that I’m not some docile prize. I’m their rightful leader now.If you love fast burn, fated mates, instant attraction, and a woman who loves fiercely protective men, this book is perfect for you. Get ready for sparks to fly as the games begin! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Auri Alden. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/219451/bk_acx0_219451_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Street Legends: Vol. 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 573min
The original gangster legendary figures from the black underworld and hip-hop's lyrical lore Ice-T spit, "Gangsters don't die, they multiply" and to keep it all the way official read about the street's real legends - the original gangsters that inspired BET's American Gangster series, all those Hollywood gangsta flicks, the litany of true crime street documentaries and gangsta rappers galore. The black gangster is in effect taking over where the Italian mobsters and Colombian cocaine cartels left off. Street Legends gives you their stories. Read about the black John Gottis and Pablo Escobars. True to life and hood to hood. Real recognizes real. And this audiobook will give you the truth. Let recognized prison journalist and gangster chronicler Seth Ferranti, aka Soul Man, take you on a journey to the criminal underworld. Where real O.G.'s go hard and suckers get exposed. In Street Legends Vol. 1, he mesmerized readers with the exploits of the Death Before Dishonor six- Supreme, Wayne Perry, Anthony Jones, Aaron Jones, Pistol Pete, and Boy George. Now in Street Legends Vol. 2, he introduces the original gangsters - men of honor, respect and violence - street stars and hood icons, including: The Black Caesar, Frank Matthews - Original King of New York, Peanut King - Lord of B-More's heroin trade, Michael Fray - the Ambassador of Chocolate City, the Boobie Boys of Miami and rapper Rick Ross fame, Short North Posse - the Columbus, Ohio crew that Triple Crown Publisher Vickie Stringer snitched on, and The New World - Islamic bank robbers from Newark, New Jersey. Read these tales of chaos, murder, and mayhem that embody elements of cash money, debonair style, brutal diplomacy, unchecked violence, vicious betrayal, and brotherly unity. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Glenn Langohr. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/112794/bk_acx0_112794_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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In Bed with Susie Bright 564: Octopus Sex, Fat Sex, Babysitter Sex!, Hörbuch, Digital, 32min, (USK 18)
Today's show starts with a look into the exotic world of underwater sex - between octopuses. The octopus is a solitary creature until it's time to mate. A Scientific American blog article reveals what really happens when the creatures need to get down. In a Seattle aquarium, a pair was joined together in a very public fashion with onlookers observing 16 arms and 4,000 suckers as the couple entwined. After four-plus hours, the octopuses were released back into Puget Sound to lay eggs in the wild, and then, sadly, each animal - as is the standard octopus destiny - died soon after mating. What a love story! Next, Susie profiles author Hanne Blank's new audiobooks: Virgin: The Untouched History, Straight: The Surprisingly Short History of Heterosexuality, and Big, Big Love: A Sex and Relationships Guide for People of Size (and Those Who Love Them). Susie talks about Blank's unique approach to writing how-to sex books. And we'll hear an audio sample with narrator Johanna Taylor from Big, Big Love that deals with the myths associated with people of size. Hint: size doesn't stop many people from having great sex! Then, it's the "Try This at Home" mailbag. A female listener writes in about a problem with her babysitter: "After a night out with my husband, when returning home, we found our babysitter in the middle of the act, rolling on the floor in the kitchen with a teenage boy. I'm not a prude, but yikes!" Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@audible.com. [Episode 564, April 5, 2013] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/130405/pf_suzy_130405_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Patriarch (eBook, ePUB)
Ross and his brother-in-law, Bernard, froze as a shot rang out through the woods. The fishing on the lake had been good, and they made their way back to Ross's truck keeping their distance from the scattered cabins owned by a few of the community's well-to-do white citizens. Colored folks in Virginia always had to be on the lookout for Klansmen. "Sounded like it came from over yonder," Ross pointed east. "Probably somebody shooting at a snake or opossum." A ruckus of voices floated in their direction. "Sounds like somebody might need help." Bernard headed in the direction of the noise, his two fishing poles and a line with catfish, suckers, and perch dangling."Bernard." Ross's voice seeped of caution. "We shouldn't get mixed up with white folks' mess. If it is something, they'll try to blame us.""We'll keep our distance, but if somebody needs help, we should at least try."Ross reluctantly increased his pace to catch up with him. The closer they got to the cabin, the louder the ruckus. A woman's high-pitched screams echoed around them. "Oh my God. O dear God. You've killed her." Heavy sobs followed. "Get her the hell out of here," a man's voice bellowed. "How did this happen?" He moaned. The cabin door opened. Ross and Bernard stepped behind some trees. A hysterical white woman was ushered out of the cabin by a colored woman. "I'll make you pay for this you no-good bastard." The woman screamed toward the cabin door, "Murderer! Murderer! As God is my witness, I'll make you pay!""Ross." Bernard looked bewildered. "Is that Tilly putting that woman in the car?"Ross blinked and focused. "It sure is. What the hell is she doing out here with these folks?"Tilly managed to get the woman in the passenger seat, where she slumped over sobbing. She scurried around the car, got in, and drove off. The sobbing white woman still vowing, "I'm gonna make him pay for this."- Shop: buecher
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