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    Stinker Lets Loose
    "She may be an insane chimp, but she's my insane chimp!" Mike Sacks is writing the apotheosis of avant garde comedy-books written as found documents, trawling through the ephemera of suburban America, jokes low-brow, bizarre and visceral in a package more formally taut and wildly ambitious than nearly anything published as literary fiction today. Stinker Lets Loose is the deadly accurate novelization of a non-existent '70s drive-in film, complete with images from the set; it explores the implications behind Eastwood and Reynolds vehicles while one-upping them in puerility and wildness. "If you don't know who Mike Sacks is, well, you should. His writing is funnier than just about anyone's and now he has a podcast that is excellent. I say Hooray for Mike Sacks and everything he stands for." -David Sedaris "He's the best kind of comedy writer; a bona fide weirdo with virtually no interest in satisfying anything other than his own personal obsessions." -Andy Richter "One of the Best Comedy Releases of the year." -Splitsider "Top ten comedy release of the year!" -Vulture
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    After School , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 412min, (USK 18)
    In Summer School, Lucy von Holt arrived at the Vermont Riding School for Pony Girl training and BDSM encounters after a tumultuous trip across the Atlantic. All courtesy of her weirdo boyfriend, who was unhappy that she would not sleep with him. This sequel, After School, tells the rest of the story. Lucy is shipped back to Europe on an air freighter and ends up in a convent in Bulgaria where the nuns happily go about improving her demeanor and, among other things, her Pony skills. Lucy ends up in deepest Asia, and The Greenhouse, a human botanical garden owned by Fabian, the deviant former boyfriend. Will the two detectives hired by Lucy's parents find her? What sadistic BDSM punishments must she endure at the hands of her deviant Masters? Adults Only: This book contains strong BDSM scenes. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: William Reid. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/marz/000047/bk_marz_000047_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Fright Night: The Novelization , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 292min
    Charley Brewster is a horror movie fan, a kid with an active imagination. So, when he begins telling people that his new next-door neighbor is a vampire, no one believes him. Not the police, not his girlfriend Amy, not even the school weirdo Evil Ed.But Charley's seen the coffin and the bodies drained of blood and knows he will be the vampire's next victim. When Charley can't get anybody to believe him, he turns to TV horror host Peter Vincent, who used to be the "great vampire killer" of the movies.Can these mortals save Charley and his sweetheart Amy from the wrathful bloodsucker's toothy embrace? This is the novelization based on the classic horror film written and directed by Tom Holland that redefined the genre and birthed a thousand knock-offs. The novelization were written by splatterpunk staples John Skipp and Craig Specter.This special audiobook edition is narrated brilliantly by horror icon Peter Atkins (Hellraiser, The Wishmaster), who reminds us that there are still some very good reasons to be afraid of the dark. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Peter Atkins. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/220352/bk_acx0_220352_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    My So-Called Death: Dead High, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 323min
    Just because you don't have a pulse doesn't mean you can't be perky. One second, freshman Karen Vera's on top of the most fabulous cheer pyramid ever. The next, she's lying on the pavement with seriously unflattering cranial damage. Freakishly alive without a pulse, Karen learns that she's a genetically undead zombie. Suddenly, Karen's non-life is an epic disaster. She's forced to attend a boarding school for the "death-challenged", her roommate is a hateful wannabe-goth weirdo, and she's chowing down on animal brains every day to prevent rot (um, ew?). Even worse, someone is attacking students and harvesting their brains for a forbidden dark ritual. And it might be the hottest guy at DEAD High, the one who makes Karen's non-beating heart flutter!Armed with a perky smile and killer fashion sense, it's up to Karen to track down the brain snatcher and save her fellow students from certain zombie death.A light romantic mystery filled with gross-out humor and plenty of brains perfect for fans of Ally Carter, Robin Benway, and C.L. Stone. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ellie Faye. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/237183/bk_acx0_237183_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    His Mossy Boy [Being(s) in Love] , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 1252min
    A Being(s) in Love Story  Years ago, a very intoxicated Martin nearly died in the woods outside Everlasting, and a beautiful creature saved him, although Martin’s done his best to forget it. He spends his time in a haze of weed as he avoids his emotionally abusive mother - and the way he feels about men. Martin is already a weirdo in his isolated small town; he doesn’t need a sexuality crisis, too. He’s a mess, but someone - or something - always seems to take care of him, usually a tall, sarcastic deputy by the name of Ian Forrester.  No one knows much about Ian, which is how he and his family prefer it. Ian has resigned himself to a lonely life keeping his secrets and guarding his forest. It’s safe to dream of Martin, because Martin never remembers Ian helping him. Besides, Martin barely speaks to Ian, so nothing can ever grow between them. Right?  But with the dragons - and the magic - back in Everlasting, suddenly anything seems possible, even a happily ever after for two men who never expected one.... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christopher Patton. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/105978/bk_acx0_105978_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    IRL , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 106min
    IRL is a sweaty summertime poem composed like a long text message, rooted in the epic tradition of A.R. Ammons, ancient Kumeyaay Bird Songs, and Beyoncé’s visual albums. It follows Teebs, a reservation-born, queer NDN weirdo, trying to figure out his impulses/desires/history in the midst of Brooklyn rooftops, privacy in the age of the Internet, street harassment, suicide, boys boys boys, literature, colonialism, religion, leaving one's 20s, and a love/hate relationship with English. He’s plagued by an indecision, unsure of which obsessions, attractions, and impulses are essentially his, and which are the result of Christian conversion, hetero-patriarchal/colonialist white supremacy, homophobia, Bacardi, gummy candy, and not getting laid.  IRL asks, what happens to a modern, queer indigenous person a few generations after his ancestors were alienated from their language, their religion, and their history? Teebs feels compelled towards “boys, burgers, booze”, though he begins to suspect there is perhaps a more ancient goddess calling to him behind art, behind music, behind poetry. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tommy Pico. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/107830/bk_acx0_107830_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Johnny Cakes: The Rachael O'Brien Chronicles Book 5 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 584min
    It's junior year and Rachael is psyched to ditch dorm life and share a house with four other girls. But, she can't shake the ominous feeling about her narcissistic roommate-landlady, who has a history of derailing her love life. And then there are those uninvited visits by the ex-boyfriend of another roommate, who brings brushes with the law and heaps of drama as his calling card. When Rachael's mother and her psychic groupies show up in their double-decker bus during a house party, Mom reveals a troubling premonition. It seems like one more piece of weirdo-road-show nonsense - until Rachael's deceased former stalker manages to cause trouble from beyond the grave. Schoolwork would be a breeze if the most feared professor on campus hadn't trapped Rachael into interning again. Professor Schleck has a new extra-curricular import venture and uses Rachael as free labor to package and ship the merchandise. When a few deliveries go missing, so do her favorite roommate and the professor, leading Rachael into an international art smuggling scheme, with life-or-death stakes in Paisley Ray's Johnny Cakes. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Suzanne Cerreta. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/042356/bk_acx0_042356_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Wounded Animals: Whistleblower Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 288min
    While nursing some drinks after a terrible day at work, Tucker Candle spits out his rum and coke when a stranger across the bar turns water into wine. But did he? Or was it just an alcohol-induced trick of the light? This stranger has a warning for Candle: skip your planned business trip tomorrow. If you go, I won't be able to protect you any longer. With a clear head the next morning, Candle resumes his normal life, working for a company that's about to lay him off. That barroom huckster couldn't have been magical, or prophetic. He was just some washed-up weirdo with a few tricks. But when Candle comes back from his trip to find his pregnant wife missing and a dead man's blood seeping into his bathroom floor, the washed-up weirdo's counsel doesn't seem so foreign now. Cops, friends, family... Candle doesn't trust anyone. As he searches for his wife, people around him keep turning up murdered. If he can't find her and uncover the mystery driving the chaos, the stranger's words might come true, after all. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: William Coon. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/040382/bk_acx0_040382_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Hard Ass in Love , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 225min
    Nicole is, without a doubt, the oddest creature I've ever met. As far as therapists go, she's pretty damn good‚ even if her methods are out there. She's been using my gym for years, but lately I've been having a tough time getting her out of my head. The last thing I need is to fall for this sexy little smarty. So, when the persuasive woman talks me into an entertaining challenge, I know I should just walk away... But I don't. Logan is, without a doubt, the most fascinating man I've ever met. As far as billionaires go, he's hardly typical. He's practically allergic to the indoors, stubborn to the extreme, and an absolute overprotective teddy bear when it comes to his daughter. I'm well aware that he thinks I'm a bit of a weirdo. And frankly, I'm good with that status quo. The last thing I need is to develop an ill-advised crush on the gorgeous workaholic. So, when the distracting man manages to trick me into letting him set the stakes for our little challenge, I know I should just walk away.... But I don't. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Pippa Jayne, Joe Arden. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/drms/003961/bk_drms_003961_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Stranger Ranger: An Opposites Attract Romance : Park Ranger , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 470min
    New park ranger Daphne Baum is a reformed good girl. Breaking free from her overbearing family as soon as she turned 18, she’s been on her own ever since. The life of a park ranger, moving from park to park, suits her just fine. Though still a rule follower, she’s okay with a little sin in her life.Every generation of Hill men has its black sheep. The general consensus among the family is that Odin Hill is the lucky bastard this go around. At 17, he blew out of town like an angry tornado only to return 15 years later withdrawn and secretive. Living like a recluse in the hollows in the Smoky Mountains, he's happy to keep to himself and is content to let locals believe he’s the town weirdo. Odin prefers the company of his pet pig to the nosy citizens of Green Valley.When Daphne discovers Odin might be committing nefarious deeds on park land, she vows to find out the truth behind the handsome, yet chaotic, loner. Will the stranger help the ranger discover the difference between being good and doing the right thing? Or will they find themselves on opposites sides of love?Stranger Ranger is a full-length contemporary romance, can be heard as a standalone, and is book two in the Park Ranger series, Green Valley World, Penny Reid Book Universe. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Chris Brinkley, Marnye Young. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/229687/bk_acx0_229687_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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